Do you like, "Art"?

Oh baby, this movie holds so much, "Art"! From the subject matter, to the stuffy grey, blue, black, and mahogany color-tones, droning diatribes, bloviating old men, atonal symphonies, social-commentary...not to mention the "A24" moniker - you'll be up to your ears in genuine, bona fide, "Art"! Wait till your friends find out how cultured you are!

You've just *got* to see Cate Blanchett "art"-ing her face off with some serious thespianism! She is surely entitled to some sort of, "Great Art!" award for sure. And the best part - it's a biopic - about (*get this*) NO ONE! It's not even a real person! What better way to spend 2 and a half hours of your life deeply learning about a person who doesn't exist! Jon Lovitz said it best: "Acting!!"

I give this movie 8 out of a possible 4 stars.