A new low - Bikini's CEO Doug Guller
The perve-y CEO Doug Guller helped create some new lows.
- The degenerate CEO Doug Guller fires the only employee with an ounce of self-respect for not being "passionate" about a position that involves being constantly demeaned and objectified and working for a sleazy company that doesn't even have health coverage or follow minimal work standards.
- The dooshbag CEO Doug Guller takes credit for some of the lamest and most derivative training acronyms since "Office Space".
- The duplicitious CEO Doug Guller even reduces his future wife to a lame acronym "FMG" apparently stands for "Future Mrs Guller". Somehow the female population of earth has so far resisted his "charm".
- The cheeseball CEO Doug Guller thinks his greasepot menu is fine cuisine and that an order of 10 wings is a busy kitchen.
- The moronic CEO Doug Guller's biggest idea is using social media to recruit employees, failing to realize every other company thought of that 10 years ago.
- The oblivious CEO Doug Guller thinking $25 million annual revenue is somehow large for a restaurant chain.
- The knuckle-dragging CEO Doug Guller thinking he's a hero for one-offing a manager's health insurance when all but the most bottom feeding companies in America already provide coverage.
- The sexually-repressed CEO Doug Guller extorting 6 months of job performance from a perfectly healthy body girl in exchange for a boob job.
- The socially-inept CEO Doug Guller offending customers with his awkward and insulting remarks - like how working people coming for lunch must just be "starting their day".
- The creeptastic CEO Doug Guller fawning over the idea of an employee using a hula hoop.