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The entire trailer was cringeworthy


Certainly a sequel that didn't need to be made for any reason whatsoever. Vin needs to stick to fast and furious

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F&F is already dead. It died with Paul Walker. 😥

Vin Diesel needs to do a couple more Riddick movies...and then just try to start a new franchise from scratch. Maybe something a little bit more...age-appropriate? 😏

XXX was a crappy crappy movie...the sequel was an abomination...and now this!? It has freakin' Neymar in it, FFS! You can't go any further down than that... SMH

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Well, yes it was. Those lines were so stupid and clichéd that it really hurt but what do you expect from a studio which spun a mediocre film like Ghostbusters into a gender equality issue? I guess there's a market for the low IQ segment of moviegoers. Just let them have it!

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The Voodo Child cover was ghastly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY (for those who have not heard the original)

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This is going to flop so hard..I'm irritated just trying to fathom how this got made. I've never heard one person say " ya know, I'd really like to see Vin Diesel play Xander cage again." Vin Diesel is already awful, and so is his name, Vin Diesel. Xxx 1 was an abomination and no 2 with ice cube was a b movie.

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I've never heard one person say " ya know, I'd really like to see Vin Diesel play Xander cage again."


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The xXx series weren't really good to begin with so I don't know why they keep wanting to make more films.

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Because the first two were realistic?

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Yeah this was probably the most cringeworthy trailer in existence of all movie trailer history. One of the lines in the trailer was, "Try and look 'dope' doing it" - who the hell still says dope??!? What demographic is this movie geared towards? I bursted out laughing watching this trailer in the theater.

If this movie had a human form, it would be an old dude wearing Affliction or Ed Hardy shirts trying to recapture their youth and trying their hardest to "fit in" spouting lingo thats 10 years old.

This movie is gonna suck balls. BALLS.

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The trailer was cringy.

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