Describe this film with 5 words or less..
Transformers- Greek Genre..
Eva Green NEEDS my dick.
shareBad everything, minus Eva Green
shareExposition, exposition, fights, boobs, fights.
shareEven worse than I expected
Why should I care? Yawn.
shareSteaming Pile of Dog Feces
shareBlood, Capes, Boobs, Water, Decapitations
There is no objective reality... and that's Sucker Punch