Atari 5200 - The trouble he goes through just to plug the stuff up is hilarious. The part where he trips over the cord n goes, "arrrrwwwww.... F*uck!"-- Priceless.
Spider Man - I used to think it was boring for some reason. Kyle as Spider Man was awesome. Especially when Kyle's smackin' himself with the Gameboy and yelling. "What the f*uck is wrong with these GAME designers. They don't know what the f*uck they're DOING! it's HORrible!" and the sound effect when he throws the Gameboy. Classic.
32X - James' entire rant about the plugs. "Here goes the Genesis, the Sega CD, and... BULLsh!t What a load of f*uckin' bullsh!t. How did they f*uck this up so bad, why can't I fit all 3, why can't these go sideways? Or better yet, why the hell do they have these box things? Even the Atari 5200 with it's huge ass box it still ends in a normal plug. You know.. that really pissed me off. I have a camera, which I just bought this year, and it has a box like that. We live in the year 2007.. and they can't figure out that sh!t like that takes up too much room?? These f*uckin' things should be banned! Have these... NOT These!"
The "Look at this... it's a f*uckin' Mess."
The "Labeled. Not Labeled. Labeled. NOT Labeld. Labeled, labeled, and Not labeled. Who came along and said 'okay we're gonna have better graphics, better games, and oh, those end labels gotta go."
Silver Surfer - The entire episode! "Oh.. oh oh MM! ASS!" "YOU F*UCKIN' PUMPKIN PIECE OF SH!T!" "I can't touch that red POT??!!??" "You touch the top of the wall ya die, touch the floor ya die, touch the ceiling ya die, too far to the right ya die, too far to the left ya die, ya die, ya die, ya die, die-die-die-die-die-die-die-die-die-die-die DIE.. Oh god I can't f*uckin' stand it."
Die Hard - I love this episode! "Get BACK here you mother f*ucker "Is his other arm paralyzed or something, what's going on?" "Now I'm outta bullets? Are you for real?? If Only I can get near him I'm gonna punch the sh!t out of him." "Unm unm! Your Mother!" "Well what's this? What's that? Seriously, what the sh!t is this thing? What the SH!T is it?" "Get back here you mother f*ucker Get BACK here"
Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout - The way he's looking all angry and determined as he's getting on his nerd gear and gettin beer out of the fridge haha. The way he runs up to Bugs Bunny all hunched up with his mouth wide open and then punches him. When he's sittin there with the full on NERD FACE and back-hands Bugs. When he smacks him with the mario ball. the random "You Want a Shoryuken?"
Independence Day - (ominous music) Oh God.. (ominous music) Oh GOD!.. "Lemme ask a question.. what do you get when you take a movie.. that's ASSS.." "What the ass is that all about? To describe this game's assness.. all I can say is.. it's very ass.. "Ugh... UGH... Why's it so slow? Why is it so ASS!!!??" "You know, I played a lot of sh!t in my day, but this game.. f*uck"
Battletoads - The whole frigging Episode is priceless. "So I'm about to play Battletoads and.... O_o.. who the *beep* are you?" (I"m your guitar guy) ... O_o... (I Play the theme song)... O_o... (from behind the couch?) WELL THEN GO BACK BEHIND THE DAMN COUCH! "Don't get hit... dumb ass" The whole pause music bit. Classic.
Friday the 13 - The entire episode. "Don't kill me!... o_o.. Kill me O_O"
Nightmare OES - "To hell with that damn sh!t Yeah to hell with that damn f*uckin' sh!t. To hell with that G*ddamn mother f*uckin' bull f*uck!!.... relax o_o" "Front door.. Closet. Front door... closet. ... Closet =D"
I could go on and on but those are my top favorites. I love the Castlevania episodes too.
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