Worst Movie Ever?


I've been trying to think of a movie that's worse than this Crank crap ever since I saw the first 45-minutes of it at the theatre. I only stayed as long as I did to see what the Canon hi-def cam they used would look like on the big screen. Unfortunately, nearly every single sceen looked as if someone were running with the cam in his hand except for a few close-ups, and any cam looks good in a close-up. It was a waste of time. I should have left after the first five minutes.

I can't think of a single good thing to say about this film. If it's not the worst movie ever made, it's certainly in the top three.

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This movie made me laugh my ass off. I would not call this an Oscar worthy movie, but it was fun and guilty pleasure type movie

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Those who don't like this fantastic, over-the-top action film obviously don't get it. Just leave us who do appreciate its absurdity in peace.

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This is just a flame. Yes, it is the worst movie ever. And I really like it. Very funny. Very poppy. :D Long live Chev Chelios!

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It's not great but not the worst or even top 3 maybe top 10.

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I've seen the whole movie! I really liked the first one and ALL the other Jason Statham films!
But this?

THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE!!! EVER!!!

If there is anyone on this planet who liked it has a very horrible taste!

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I like how supporters of this movie all go to the "you don't get it" defense. I get it perfectly fine, and it's still a terrible, terrible movie. It tries way too hard, it's self conscious and contrived. There is nothing natural, genuine or sincere about it. It's like the movie equivalent of the guy who says something "witty" and then stares at you to make sure you're laughing. I'd also like to add that I love the first one, but that had a cleverness and a heart to it that is no where to be seen in the sequel. Instead what we got was hollow, soulless shock aesthetics and a bunch of actors all performing well below their abilities mugging at the camera like they are doing the most funny God Damn thing of all time. A large part of what made the first one so enjoyable was despite however ridiculous anything that happened was, the actors were still trying and the characters were talking their reality seriously.

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This is one of those movies you either really love, or really, really hate. It's not one of the best films of all time, but it was a lot of fun.

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Worst movie ever? Hardly. Try watching Coyote Ugly, Rollerball or Reign of Fire. All three were truly, truly awful.

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I agree, awful movie. It's a shame because the first Crank was good in its own way. This one lacked everything.
I only liked the soundtrack/score.

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I liked it but if you did not thats cool,but I disagree with the OP there is no way in hell this is the worst movie ever






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