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Worst Movie Ever?

posted 15 years ago by billseper
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I've been trying to think of a movie that's worse than this Crank crap ever since I saw the first 45-minutes of it at the theatre. I only stayed as long as I did to see what the Canon hi-def cam they used would look like on the big screen. Unfortunately, nearly every single sceen looked as if someone were running with the cam in his hand except for a few close-ups, and any cam looks good in a close-up. It was a waste of time. I should have left after the first five minutes.

I can't think of a single good thing to say about this film. If it's not the worst movie ever made, it's certainly in the top three.

[–] Goku_Ol_Chap 15 years ago

What is the best movie in your opinion then ?

[–] billseper 15 years ago

How Green Was My Valley or maybe Captains Courageous.

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[–] Goku_Ol_Chap 15 years ago

Yeah that billseper dude looks like he can't enjoy various types of movies. And it's okay I "kind of" respect his opinion but still he should respect every other peoples opinions, For me this movie is in my top20 movies of All time, It's a movie that can never get old and the movie itself knows to not take it seriously like mister billseper here. Come on ( SPOILERS HERE !!!!!!) The minute you saw the head in the fish tank that was like the moment where the makers of this film tell you : DON'T TAKE THIS MOVIE FOCKING SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!! Anyways I respect your opinion billseper but damn...I really don't get it why anyone wouldn't at least enjoy the ride...how boring their tastes in movies must be...

[–] billseper 15 years ago

You're an idiot.

Here, let me cut of a nipple for ya.

You're an idiot.

Oh, let me hump at the race track for ya.

You're an idiot.

Hey, let me strip naked and run around yelling swear words to get attention.

You're an idiot.

Oh wait, I just gave away the whole movie. Damn, sorry kid.

[–] Goku_Ol_Chap 15 years ago

LOL You're one angry guy my friend. Why are you so angry about this movie ? A person like that should love this movie, I don't get it.

[–] jaywoody 15 years ago

The movie is absolute garbage, from start to finish. Jason Statham is not a very good actor, the script and plot are terrible. Not a lot more I can say.

[–] bjornlynne 15 years ago

Well, I enjoyed it.

[–] p0p0p0p 15 years ago

It's too bad you didn't get it. Everything you thought garbage is gold to me.

[–] livingdead1414 14 years ago

With the kind of movies you've listed as favorites, you probably had no business seeing any of this movie in the theater. Don't hate the fans or the filmmakers, hate yourself for not having the foresight to keep well away from something that is clearly the polar opposite of your taste.

This movie wasn't made for you. It was made specifically to repel people like you.

[–] Nibz1415 15 years ago

WUM...You obviously knew what you were getting into when you started to watch it or did the insane first CRANK pass you by?

"Put your clothes back on Carol I can't concentrate" The Great Father Dougal McGuire

[–] jamesmcfc 15 years ago

billseper you sound like a moron mate. In the same way the American public thought Borat was an idiot, you are trying to make a point about a film being bad when it knows full well how bad it is. Sachha baron cohen made fun out of people while they thought he was an idiot. The same principal is applied to this film. No its not supposed to be taken seriously. Yes it is very tongue in cheek. IT IS WELL AWARE OF IT! It's a hilarious film, man. It's not sophisticated or pretentious its just a lot of fun. You are the one sounding like a smart alec "kid."

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[–] Ace2021 15 years ago

Assuming you've seen the first Crank, what the hell did you expect when you went to see this movie, OP?

Oscar-winning performances and amazing screenplay? I hope not (you've seen the first Crank, right?)

This movie excels at what it is, an action movie that doesn't take itself seriously, and neither should you.

Novas portas pandimus

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[–] bendern 14 years ago

This is nowhere close to being the worst movie ever, check the bottom 200 of imdb.

Hate Critics! *beep* you Eberts of the world how many movies have you made?