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Big k wants to watch something cute and heartwarming, so here we are

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Ew, clams!

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BUTTER IN A BOX...THINK ALI STARRED IN A FILM BY THAT TITLE IN THE PAST.

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False! That might have been your gay porn film though.

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NO...THAT WAS CALLED...JAM IT IN MY BUTT VOLUME 14.

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You have 14 volumes? Jesus, man!

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NO...THE FIRST 13 VOLUMES ARE MOSTLY JEWISH GUYS....I STARRED IN THE PUERTO RICAN VOLUME.

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Oh, ok! I hope that experiance was fun.

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NO...MOSTLY SWEATY AND CRAMPED...BUT I DID GET A NEAT INFECTION ON MY FACE...LOOKED LIKE THE MEASLES BUT IT REMINDED ME OF MY FRIENDS.

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Nice.

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I AM LAUGHING.

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Cool? I don't care!

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YOU WOULD CARE IF I WAS A SPORTS GUY AND I HAD FREE DRUGS.

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Ok???? You are not though

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THAT IS NOT WHAT I TELL THE SHORTIES IN THE PARK.

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Again, i do not care!

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I TELL THEM I AM SUPER COOL AND HAVE LOTS OF DRUGS AND A FAT OLD MAN WHO WORKS FOR ME...THAT IS YOU...SO PLAY IT COOL,MR MONOPOLY MAN.

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Im not a fat old man. You are!

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I AM NOT FAT...I AM BUFF...I AM NOT OLD...I AM WELL SEASONED...YOU LOOK LIKE THE DANNY DEVITO PENGUIN AND SMELL LIKE MODERN DAY DANNY DEVITO'S ASS.

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False. You are literally 42 and bald! I do not look or smell like danny devito!

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CHICKS DIG BALD...NOBODY DIGS OLD DEVITO ASS SMELL.

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Again, i do not smell like Devitos ass. You do though lmao

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INTERESTING HOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DON;T SMELL LIKE.....I ASSUME BECAUSE YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN DANNY'S BUTT.

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Nope......I take showers and you do not.....at all.

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I SHOWER WITH A DIFFERENT HOT LADY DAILY...GET WITH IT.

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False.....there has been no ladys here at all

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I SHOWER AT THEIR HOUSES...AFTER KNICKN THEM BOOTS...GROWN UP STUFF....DEAL WITH IT,DOUGLAS MCARTHUR.

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Nope.....you are at all home all day! You are a stupid liar

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WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING...I AM SHOWERING...I NEVER GET CLEAN THOUGH...I JUST SLAP BOOBIES AROUND.

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False....i have a secret camera recording you every night and you never leave your bed

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NOW I KNOW YOU AND STEVE ARE MARRIED.

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False....i am not married to steve

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HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT DIRTY CONDOM YOU WEAR AS A RING?

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I do not wear rings, so false.

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DWAYNE ST. JOHN

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I WANT SOME ICE CREAM.

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MY DAUGHTER FRANCINE TEACHED MATH A MIDDLE SCHOOL IN NEW JERSEY...ALI HEARD THAT AND LICKED HER LIPS...SO FUCKING CREEPY.

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I did not lick my lips. What is wrong with you?

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MY BAD...I WAS TRYING TO HELP MYOU OUT...I DIDN;T WANT TO SAY YOU LICKED THE DOG'S LIPS...BUT YOU DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME AND I DON;T THINK PETA WOULD APPRECIATE OF YOU TONGUE KISSING OUR DOGS.

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Bro, I did not lick any dog's lips either

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NOT ON THEIR FACE.

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Ew, i did not lick a dog there either. You are disgusting

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WHERE?...I AM CONFUSED.

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YOU TOOK YOUR PANTIES OFF AT RYE PLAYLAND...I WASN'T THERE.

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YEAH...BECAUSE MOBY DICK BURNS WOULD BE A TERRIBLE NAME FOR OUR SON.

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That necklace he is giving her is cute!

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