Best Line Ever


"We got an Ashley Simpson situation here"

Epic! XD

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oh please everybody, the best lines were in the beginning when fish was chasing vesuvius and they were talkin about how fast he ran lol. that was the funniest part

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My favorite was

"John Lennon just turned over in his grave because he is trying to hide the boner you guys just gave him"

HAHAHAHAHA

Epic

Esse Quam Videri

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"Hey, take it easy."

"Thanks, the Eagles."

Laughed for a good five minutes on that one.

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When that horrid yellow Hummer Limousine rolls in:
"There it is, like a school-bus for a$$holes"

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That was great! And the Celine Dion one. God, I hate The Eagles. And Celine Dion, for that matter.

Marissa was The O.C. Hope you learned your *beep* lesson, Schwartz.

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the best part has to be when their sleeping in the car and the guy sneezes on her and shes like
"did you just sneeze on me"
"no, no that wasnt me"
HAHAHAH LMAO

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How about when the yellow stretch hummer comes to pick them up,
"Its like a school bus for a** holes"
Good line.

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There's two things I don't trust when they're wireless - cellphones and marionettes

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LAWLZ! yeah, i'm pretty sure that was my favorite too...

I also liked "you have any hand disinfectant" "yeah, but i use it for more than that..." O_o
something along those lines at least.

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My fav line was take your devil box with you moby........D*ck.

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best lines: "Loads of elevators play Celine Dion, That don't make it right"

"HE can't be killed, dude he can't be killed, go go" "HES A ZOMNIEEEEE"

"Lucky Charm, most people carry a rabbits foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke"

This is my favorite movie I love Rainn Wilson!!!!!

"Some people carry a rabbits foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke"

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i love the part when hes mocking the bee gees but when curtus is singing in the car and he replis

"Wow... Well there's some cyanide and razorblades in the glovebox so feel free to help yourself! "

LOL

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I didn't think the movie was that funny, but I found the line "..the camera really adds ten pounds..." "and food, yeah?" to be hilarious.

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"it was like that scene in Titanic - you know, the one where everyone dies..."

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I didn't find much in the movie that funny, but the line to Jeff Garlin "Hey, Norm from Cheers!" did make me smile.

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Captain Murphy: Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?

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I liked that line because Norm from Cheers is Jason Sedakis uncle. Kind of a double joke.

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I thought the line to Emma Stone "your body is going through some changes" was pretty good.

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most of my favorite lines came from matt...

"GAH!"

and "... lower my voice!"

the deliveries were hilarious.

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When Vesuvius gets offered a record deal, Fred Armisen says "I'm gonna buy a Fiero."

"Loads of Elevators play Celine Dion, that don't make it right"

"What, you've never seen anyone kick over their drum set, jump off the stage, and twist both their ankles? Well now you have!"

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see this guy has got a sense of humor

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one of my faverites was when they were talking about a gig, and matt kinda like, yell wispers "yeah U2! I love you!!"

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"lets gingerly touch our tips."

LOL @ MYSELF!

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