this movie turned my son GAY!

My son is 7 years old and used to be into football, big trucks, guns, and red meat. He was addicted to those Call on Duty soldier video games, and he loved dressing in full-body hunting camo. His favorite thing to do was play with those GI Joe action figures, the ones with big bulging muscles and 1% body fat...the more chizzled and ripped the action figure, the more obsessed he was. But I wanted him to see the newest Pixar movie in theaters, and he was excited to see the explosions, but I've been regretting taking him. He's not the same! Leaving the theater, he kept talking about how handsome Buzz Lightyear was. When he got home, he no longer wanted to wear the camo I was forcing him to wear and he instead to wear my wife's pink clothes! He hasn't touched his footballs since, and big lifted trucks disgust him! This afternoon, he refused to eat his t-bone steak and instead asked for tofu! Fucking TOFU!

Disney is grooming our kids into becoming gay! I am shocked and offended. well not offended, because I am a strong conservative male and nothing offends me. But this cartoon movie is altering the mental chemistry of the youth of America's brains. Boycott Disney now, before all of our children abandon wholesome Christian morals. We're just a few disney movies away from all straight white men going extinct!!!