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Nah. She's been dead way too long.

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Yeah, I'm not having sex with anyone who's been dead for more than one day.

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That's my rule too.

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LOL this shit has me in tears.

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My rule is double tap.

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Gonna be very dry.

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A. That's disgusting! It's a corpse!
B. Why men only? Is it more gross if it's a lesbian neophiliac?

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Dude, you need to find God.

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She wasn’t very sexy.

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Yeah, same here.

It was like the movie tried to make her sexy, and because so many of the other chicks looked butch it was easy to think that the zombie queen was SUPPOSED to be sexy, but she just wasn't.

Now Return of the Living Dead 3? Melinda Clarke was super sexy in that (before she really started zombifying herself). For those of you who don't know, you can check her out here:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107953/mediaviewer/rm3269488896/

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Yeah, I do think they were kind of going for sexy. Didn’t work.

Ah, a man or woman of fine tastes. I rented that when it came out on VHS. I was 11/12 and whew...she left an impression on me. Specifically, in my pants.

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1) Sexy is a matter of opinion. Nobody's "right" or "wrong"
2) Except You, in this particular case. . .Athena Perample is SCORCHINGLY hot:

http://amaxmotioncapture.com/talent/athena-perample/

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Only if the 2 alternatives were death or Pig Marrano or whatever shis name is.

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Nah she is a 5 in my book. Now, if you make the same question about Melinda Clarke in Return of the Living Dead 3.. i have to say if the smell is not too bad i would go for it

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Do you get to remove the teeth with pliers first? This is a flesh-eating zombie we are talking about.

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Oral is ruled out, too dangerous. The other problem is the spikes and the pieces of glass, with Melinda you have to have a large pennis to nail her at a safe distance

Trash from the first ROTLD is the other hot zombie worthy of at least a fap and she would be less complex to nail than Melinda

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Love ROTLD

https://youtu.be/dMtE9keNEr0

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That movie is the most 80's thing i have ever see and love it the characters, the music, the clothes, the aesthetics, the hair of some character, and of course trash

The best zombie movie ever at least for me

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Great year for zombie flicks too ROTLD, Reanimator, and Day of the Dead.

Sure, they're not commercial successes but they're cult classics.

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