Damn! I was gonna say that... either that or...
(As a cornball cheesy been-done ten thousand times before acoustic guitar plays as an Aryan singer whines over it in the background, our leads have final words, because IT'S THAT IMPORTANT, but intentionally obscured from our view.)
Marianna - Hey! We're both in our mid-twenties, what did that old guy Zach Braff do ten years ago in "Garden State"? Oh yeah, he had his characters say quirky things and do quirky things and *beep* We can too! Oh, ha ha ha!
(Tears fall...)
Jason - To think I helped you finance this hunk of *beep* but hey! I've still got more than enough of dad's money, no problem! I hope we can both get girlfriends now... Oh, ha ha ha!
(Tears fall...)
Marianna - Let's go to Aspen and show this to other pretentious *beep*
Jason - Yeah! Maybe we can some kinda indie deals, because we're MAVERICKS! *beep* Cassavetes!
Marianna - Who? I'm from Scotland... (pause)
(together) Oh, ha ha ha!
(Tears fall...)
THE END.
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