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Best Stevie Monent

posted 11 years ago by Xenosium
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Before I begin, I just want to say that Danny Mcbride was hilarous in playing Kenny Powers. Although, I do believe the show wouldn't have been as good without Stevie.. I'm sure this has been done before but what were your top three Stevie quotes? I'll list mine first to get the ball rolling.

1. "I feel ten feet tall right now and strong as an ox"

2. "Stop watching me *beep* Stop it!"

3. Anything/everything he said after wrecking his hand because he punched a car window.

[–] Streebo 10 years ago

Yells "Bitches!" at a departing Aaron and Hector.

"Watch the funeral."

"Hey! I just got into town, so I didn't know--"

[–] newuser48 10 years ago

i came twice

[–] partsman 10 years ago

"Look away look away! I'm a monster."
"I didn't know you hoes took credit cards."
Driving through the streets in Mexico on the pa -"Mexicans get off your couches and do something for the first time in your lives, come out and see La Flama Blanca..."

[–] DjokerFan 10 years ago

"I don't tell you how to principal, don't *beep* tell me how to teach!"

As a teacher I wish I could talk like that.

[–] IC_Gwame 10 years ago

The whole fiiiiixins back and forth was hilarious, and when he said "four Mexican kids is equal to two white kids"

[–] horncolton 9 years ago

Watch it ass blood.

[–] Zofthedead 9 years ago

When he mentioned his pube play with Maria lmao that was too great

[–] prbronx5 9 years ago

When he proudly shows off Maria's breast implants to Kenny. Then he starts sucking on them, in the middle of the mall!!

When he watches the giant dude getting beat up, by the guy they planned on roughing up. His reaction was hilarious.

[–] ambassadorspock 9 years ago

1) Plenty of pussy and cash for nasty old Scottie Pippen!

2) His reactions in the scene where he and Maria are watching porn and he says, "Whatever they do, we have to do!"

[–] kidd-simon 9 years ago

When he attacks the kid in the first season with a knife. "Kenny Powers says good luck with your *beep* career" before falling over and then running away.

"I feel ten feet tall and strong as a ox" he says a instead of an. Hilarious.

When his wig comes off "Look away, look away".

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