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Best Stevie Monent

posted 11 years ago by Xenosium
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Before I begin, I just want to say that Danny Mcbride was hilarous in playing Kenny Powers. Although, I do believe the show wouldn't have been as good without Stevie.. I'm sure this has been done before but what were your top three Stevie quotes? I'll list mine first to get the ball rolling.

1. "I feel ten feet tall right now and strong as an ox"

2. "Stop watching me *beep* Stop it!"

3. Anything/everything he said after wrecking his hand because he punched a car window.

[–] Lucky_Man 11 years ago

" Hey Luther! Eyes fu*cking DOWN!"

"You Die! No! You Die!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv_TA2S2z34

[–] GruesomeTwosome 11 years ago

"Noooo....BUNTS! No bunting!"

Fighting the frizzies, at 11.

[–] chas437 11 years ago

"I love the hairs on your neck and shoulders"

I'm a civilian, I'm not a trout

[–] Pregnat_asian_woman 9 years ago

'No bunting' became an inside joke that continually morphed and changed during my senior year of college and beyond with my college friends.

[–] Mad_Max13 10 years ago

I'm so drunk I feel retarded
Quiero chupar tu colo
Me and Maria have been *beep* like cave people since i'm getting paid
22 000 dollars of breadcrumbs that led me straight to you *beep*
Who the *beep* are you! Who the *beep* are you!
Plenty of pussy and cash for nasty old Scottie Pippen!
I'm not a dick licker!

Basically every word he says is crazy

[–] Tez20 10 years ago

F#ckin' George Washington didn't do s#!t, he can suck my f#ckin' dick, I f#ckin' hate that f@ggot.

That had me DYING

[–] NelsonVanAlden 10 years ago

He had a ton of funny lines, but majority of the greatness came from how he said it and his expressions. In season 4 when Kenny was on stage and owned Dontell, and Stevie responded saying "that's my n***a" the way he said it was epic.

But as for my favorite line, it's either "world star world star" or "I feel like lol wayne on this sizzurp"

[–] maddog1470 10 years ago

1. "I know that would be very upsetting. If I found out I had a half black brother or a whole black brother, I would be very upset."

2. "I hope we get in a car wreck right now, I do. I hope we get in a f-cking car wreck. A motherf-cking car wreck, and we both die and then we can live in heaven."

3. "Mr. Schaeffer. You made me rub my genitals on another man. And I had never done that before I met you. So I sincerely say to you, f-ck you, Mr. Schaeffer! I'm going with Kenny f-cking Powers!"

And of course: "I'm going into shock!"

[–] olioz 9 years ago

2. "I hope we get in a car wreck right now, I do. I hope we get in a f-cking car wreck. A motherf-cking car wreck, and we both die and then we can live in heaven."

I just rewatched season one for the third time and that moment when Kenny fired Stevie had me laughing so hard.

surrender is death, and death is for pussies - Kenny Powers

[–] GruesomeTwosome 10 years ago

Stevie: "I'll buy you shrimp for the rest of your life. You can eat it out of my f-ckin' butthole!"

Kenny: "I don't want to eat off your butthole. What makes you think I wanna eat it off your butthole instead of having my son?"

Stevie: "Because I suck! That's why, because I f-cking suck."

Fighting the frizzies, at 11.

[–] mgrynard 10 years ago

Whispers "I won" as he slaps Shanedogg's lifeless body.

"It's O K, Everybody dies" at Shane's funeral.

Too many really!