Name The Worst Alien Film


Name only one from this category that you thought had the title and deserves to be called the worst. Respect others opinions and please dont say Alien 3 all the way to Prometheus. I know many who have issues with Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs. Predator, Alien vs. Predator Requiem and even Prometheus. Only pick one. And maybe even Alien or Aliens. Its all up to you guys on which ONE was the worst of them all.

its either one or the other in this thread. This is a systematic debate and analysis on what you could actually call "The Worst Alien Film".

And please no sarcastic comments or derogatory statements. Ive heard them all already. They dont phase me. This is the Fing internet.

Please Pick one from this category:

Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Alien Resurrection
Alien vs. Predator
Aliens vs. Predator Requiem
Prometheus

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Aliens vs. Predator Requiem

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Incorrect.

It's Prometheus, and anyone who says otherwise is just stupid. In order of best to worst:

Alien
Aliens
Resurrection
The Grade-school project I filmed with Kenner toys
AVP
AVP:R
A kick to the balls
Alien3
Prison Rape
Prometheus

And this is not my opinion, it's an objective fact. If you think otherwise, you're just wrong.



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Literally made me laugh out loud with that list. I'd have to agree though.

It's gotta be Prometheus. It ended up being such a pointless movie. Not only that, but it seriously sucked like Jenna Jameson.

Nuff' said.

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AVP-R without a doubt, It was on freeview tonight so I tried to watch it again, but no I still cant watch it the whole way through.

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Aliens vs. Predator Requiem is the worst by a long shot!!!

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AVP Requiem.

Pure balls.

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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. It's one of the most condescending, insulting, tasteless piece-of-crap "sequels" to ever grace the screen.

Say what you want about the first AVP, Resurrection or Prometheus... at least they have some interesting ideas, visuals, etc. even if they don't work. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem has nothing that works in any capacity whatsoever.

(Sorry OP, I know you weren't looking for comments, but I couldn't help myself. Been re-watching all of the movies lately, and AVP:R just... pisses me off, lol.)

And FURTHERMORE, this is my signature! SERIOUSLY! Did you think I was still talking about my point?

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Prometheus is the worst by FAR

Best to Worst, pretty much straight downhill until it falls off a cliff with Prometheus. I expect Alien 5 to be about as good as A:R, and Prometheus 2 to be better than Prometheus 1, it's hard to imagine a bigger clusterfacehug than Prometheus 1.

Alien
Aliens
Alien3
Alien:Resurrection
AvP
AvPR
Prometheus


Alien 5 bringing back Weaver -- who'll be about 70 when it's released. I want an Alien movie that focuses on the Aliens, not another Ripley movie that happens to have Aliens in it.

The sleep of reason breeds penis-vagina-snakes.

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