Top 100 LoM Bits



Well a lot of other threads have this, so why not make one? And I know - a 100 might possibly be not enough for all the good ol' bits in LoM but lets see, anyway.

1. The Kiss - (finally!)


CM: Night gardening deserves... a quiet night.

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Gene Hunt kicks doors in..he does NOT pick girly locks



"What number?"
"8"
"Can't....smile....without you......yep, I'm gonna need another beer too!"

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Chris in series 2;

"Come on Mr Lamb, I always say there's a time to take off the noose, and put on the kettle"


For the butterflies and devotees, for the disciples of our destiny

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82. Gene punching out the guy that recognizes him while he's undercover in the pub. Repeatedly.

And I think the reversing scene with the sandwich in his mouth deserves another mention. The look on his face when he raises his eyebrows to Sam is priceless.

By the way, I'm American and have been watching this on public television. We're only up to episode 5 (I think -- the football one) and am amazed at how similar to our US version this is, yet still so different. I won't say either one is better, as I'm only so far into this one, and I adored the US show. But I gotta say the UK version seems wittier!

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83. Series 1 Episode 2.

Chris: Ugh, get off him!

Sam/Gene: What?

(pause)

Chris: He's got a veruca!

The chaos of freedom is the organisation of equality.

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Why hasn't this one been mentioned yet?:

At the beginning of a episode where sam walks down the street to the car, and he yells to a biker to bike on the street and than says ''Be nice or I'll come to your house and stamp on all your toys'' after that. (Copying Gene from a early episode) :D

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85: Gene finds Sam naked and handcuffed to a bed.
Gene: Well it's not all golf and badminton in Hyde then, eh.

This song is ending but the story never ends.

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86. White dog sh**. That takes me back

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Some of the bits I liked was:

Camberwick Green
Hunts Solicitor

Sam: Youre an overweight, over the hill, Chain Smoker, borderline alcoholic with an obsession for male bonding
Gene: You make that sound a bad thing

Cant remember if that was how it went

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"His guide dog's giving your mam one - from behind."

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When the deaf guy is trying to remember the registration of the gang's car and he says 'E...' and Gene goes 'Do you mean E as in that's the first letter or E as in Eeeee, I dunno.'

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special glass?

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A bit of a guess at the number we're on, and I can't remember the exact wording, but here's one of my favourite bits.

90. After Sam has laid out his complete theory about the football supporters and the murder...

Gene: "So you're saying it wasn't City fans, then?"
(Sam shakes his head)
Gene: "Then I approve of your findings."

x-caitlin-x

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These weren't mentioned:

1 - When Sam returned to the station and broke down after learning about 'Sam Williams' from Frank Morgan :((

2 - In the football episode the confrontation at the end between Sam and the rioters

3 - In the final episode when Sam goes back and helps Gene and Co "get off...I'm not a fairy" XD

4 - Sam with his Mother:
Sam Tyler: I went someplace mum and every day I woke up in that place and I told myself ‘I’m alive’ and I was. In some ways more than I've ever been. You know, a barman [laughs] a barman once told me that you know when you're alive because you can feel and you know when you're not because you don’t feel anything. I made a promise mum; I made a promise to someone who I care about very much.
Ruth Tyler: Then you’ve got nothing to worry about because you always keep your promises.

5 - My fav moment of meaning in the show:
Nelson: I see a darkness in you, Sam.
Sam Tyler: Oh, you can see into me, can you, Nelson? Well, Come on then. Am I mad? Huh? Is this real? Come on. I just want to know the truth.
Nelson: We all want that, Sam. What's real. What's not. I see folk who walk about in a sunken dream, 'cause they feel nothing. Are they alive?
Sam Tyler: I wake up every morning and I tell myself I am alive.
Nelson: When you can feel, then you're alive. When you don't feel, you're not.

6 - Sam: "God is in the detail" After Ashes to Ashes this takes on a whole new meaning :))

7 - Sam Tyler: What should I do, Annie?
Annie Cartwright: Stay.

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91:
As Sam meets his colleagues in 1973 and is trying to work out why the office isn't as he remembers it:

Sam: Chair! Desk! PC Terminal
Ray: Who? You want a constable up 'ere?

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"Did you hear that, Danny? It nearly worked."

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Loved the way Simm read this line. Dripping with sarcasm and disgust.

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+ hits all the bins with the cortina

+ Driving through all the hung out washing, chris finding a bra

+ hunt: "upstairs inside?"
Ray: "downstairs inside surely guv?"
Hunt: "downstairs inside!? She's not a prozzie." *looks to chruist* "is she?"
chris "no!"
Sam looks appalled at the group
Hunt looks at Sam "what up with you!?"

e01,s 02
+ Gene Hunt running out of the leisure centre wearing loafers as pale as his skinny pale legs, and no socks.

same episode: Hunt saves Sam, the witness and Annie. Hunt takes out laughing boy and his crew, Sam looks relieved, he and Gene share a look and a grin.

Sam's LSD/ overdose episode:
+ Sam, "I'm seeing things!"
Annie: "You're always SEEING things!"

Sam to Hunt "I can just about handle you driving like a pissed up crack head and treating women like beanbags, but i'm gonna say this once and once only Gene; STAY OUT OF CAMBERWICK GREEN!"

+ Its been mentioned but, "i'm 'avin' 'oops." said in the most menacing threatening voice!

+ Annie whipping the suspect at the wife swap party, looking very pleased with herself and the information she got out him

+ Sookie at the sex party, Gene says "Well you don't think i'm going to bring me own wife here!"

+ Geans pout dance at the Warren night club

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- Gene Hunt confusing post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) with a sexually transmitted disease (STD).

Tyler: He shouldn't be here, he's got PTSD.

Hunt: The man's a bloody hero and you're accusing him of having the clap!

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