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Literally an explosive start!

As Wham! once sang - there's something about that girl I didn't like...

Did he actually look to see what was inside that blood dripping, wriggling bag?! I don't think so. Some police officer...

The school desks are grouped in three and because one is vacant he assumes that it's the missing girls... Makes no sense.

Not much diversity on show on Summerisle is there? A bit weird that. Surely officer Cage should have noticed that...

And where's the music?

The Shining twins all grown up! Er, nice touch...

Nic Cage seemingly never got the memo re women's super powers in films these days as he punches yet another one clean out...

Wtf?!! It's over and "Not the Bees!" never even happened. What a let down...