Outside the barn after Starla blows the head off of the deputy and the little squigly crawls out......."Christ On A Cross!!!!!!" (You have to stretch out the phrase for it's hilarious impact.)
shareThey want to bukkake Jack MacReady?!
His whole tantrum about not having any Dr. Pibb.
Look it up, c**ksucker!
I GOT CAUGHT SHOPLIFTIN' AT THE CHEVY DEALERSHIP.
Referring to the sluggies: Ugh, what kind of thing WANTS you to eat it?!
shareReferring to the sluggies: Ugh, what kind of thing WANTS you to eat it?!
sharePraise *Jesus*? That's *beep* pushing it! This *beep* about as far from God as *beep* can get! Either of you ever seen anything like that? You even heard of anything like that? Huh? Me neither... and I watch Animal Planet all the *beep* time!
"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine"
You can sue right beside me I don't care if your a lezbo.
"Well, I done seen just about everything, but I ain't never seen your boy, no way, no how!"
That's the one I was going with....
"You can sue right beside me...I don't care if you're a lesbo (voice fades)...you don't deserve this *beep* lol
And..."I watch animal planet all the *beep* time!"
haha! he was the best character.
I was going to post homage to Mayor Jack MacReady but of course one already exist.
Put me down for "If I weren't ready to *beep* my pants right now, I'd be *beep*'in fascinated."
Terrible things Lawrence. You've done terrible things.
Pretty much all of his lines were hilarious. But this one gets me everytime:
"It tried to get in my mouth! What kind of a thing wants you to eat it?"
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actually his first lines .. when he says to the guy blocking his car : move it *beep* and the woman with the child looks at him and says : moorning mayor
he mumbles : oh well .. easy comes , easy goes ! :D
the more things change the more they stay the same