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FordFairlane support group

posted 7 years ago by Emmery (2)
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Dear Doctor Who fans / haters,

I am very worried about one of our members; FordFairlane. In the past few days I've seen him go from such a sweet boy to a rage filled animal. It went from accusing of being naive and "poor snowflakes" to full blown fucking muppet, fuck off, losers, cunt, you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about etc. This only in a two day time-span.

I'm worried, my fellow Whovians. The announcement that the main character of a fictional television show is going to be a lady doctor, must have hurt him on such an incredibly deep level, to resort to such arguments. Granted, he was not the only one, but the most fierce and angry one he was indeed. And I fear a snowball effect if we don't try stop it. By the end of the week he'll wish us horrible diseases. By next week he'll send bags filled with poop to our homes, and if we're not quick, he may transform into... a Dalek! The hate is already very much present in FordFairlane.

I for one am not pleased with poop bags, as I presume you, my dear companions, are neither. It is time to form a group of support. We can call it Love Inducing 'N' Deradicalisation Agency, or LINDA, if we like. Named after the organisation trying to learn more about the Doctor, in Love & Monsters. I will start with the support.

Dear FordFairlane. Don't worry, we all love you and we respect you. Doctor Who is a fictional television programme not worth raising your blood pressure for. The Doctor, also fictional, will be a woman for at least one series. That sounds like a lot, but it is only twelve series and a Christmas special - or thirteen hours in total over the entire year (8766 hours). I understand your fear, swearing, accusing and anger. We are talking bullshit, blind and fucking cunts, you are correct and please don't get angry again! But maybe for the time being you can watch reruns of previous Doctors during the new series? Only because we care for you and don't want your heart to explode over the Doctor being a woman (either heart). She will go, I promise. Sooner or later. That's how it went for five decades, that's how it will continue.

Maybe other people also have words of support to help you through these horribly tough times.

With all the love,

Felicia

[–] Satan2016 (25582) 7 years ago

Hilarious. Refers to this subthread: https://moviechat.org/tt0436992/Doctor-Who/596ba2030e651b0011513ddc/Jodie-Whittaker-Doctor-Whos-13th-Time-Lord-bbc?reply=596d0930cfd9a20011da0dfd

[–] FordFairlane (299) 7 years ago

You supporting trolls? Well, now Ive seen everything.

[–] Satan2016 (25582) 7 years ago

No, I'm not supporting you. You were attacking several posters in my thread.

[–] FordFairlane (299) 7 years ago

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[–] fishpan (544) 7 years ago

I apologise greatly if I have inflamed FordFairlane to the point an intervention is required. It was never my intent to cause him such emotional distress during for what for him seems to be a very stressful period.

[–] FordFairlane (299) 7 years ago

I guess your ass must really be sore to go to all this trouble. Poor Felicia.

[–] PresidentAckbar (1289) 7 years ago

who

[–] FordFairlane (299) 7 years ago

Dude called martoto or something. kept saying he was leaving, then coming back for another dig. So I said bye felicia. So he went and made a new account just to do this so it doesnt look like I got to him. Hes one of them SJW types. Just wants to argue and call you names when you dont agree with everything he says.

[–] Emmery (2) 7 years ago

Not Martoto or something. Just a random peasant who really enjoyed your rage and anger management issues over a fictional character in a fictional TV show. :) It reminded me of Bill O’Reilly; “Fucking thing SUCKS!” I can totally picture you in front of your screen going like that when somebody disagrees with you!

Kisses,

Felicia

[–] FordFairlane (299) 7 years ago

What a pussy. "Its not me, honestly." But lets play along, soI sound like bill oreilly because I think the cheap trick of making the doctor a woman doesnt go far enough for equality? Im sexist because I think Whittiker should have been given a new character to create her own legacy with? Im a sexist because I think the bbc is using this is cover for its ill treatment of women in regards to pay and equality for decades and that they are being called out on right on? So you read all that and decided to single me out having had no contact with me at all? Bitch please, your as obvious a pussy troll as there has ever been. Making a new account because you are the fucking sexist piece of shit.

Its bad enough you hide behind a keyboard, but hiding behind a different account? WOW thats some scared little boy stuff right there. You keep at it though bro beans, Im sure fishyknickers will be along soon so you can amp up the white knightery.

[–] sleepingtiger (712) 7 years ago

FordFairlane:
You're a troll,and the OP was making fun of your silly, sexist behind. Get over yourself and your stupid whining,please.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

I for one love Poop Bags, if it wasn't for Poop Bags the vast majority of the population would be knee deep in dog faeces, parasites would be running rampant and our lakes and rivers would be as polluted as those in India. I believe it was the eighth incarnation of the Dogtor that brought poop bags to Earth, after the seventh Dogtor just went where ever it wanted and messed things up.

https://img12.deviantart.net/36cb/i/2014/065/7/3/dogtor_who_by_tee_kyrin-d797dqe.jpg

[–] chilone (17914) 7 years ago

Wow. And here I thought Dr. Who was geared more toward adults........

[–] FordFairlane (299) 7 years ago

SJWs will watch anything that allows them to attack people.

[–] keithmovies (627) 7 years ago

Felicia you said addressing FF:

"The Doctor, also fictional, will be a woman for at least one series. That sounds like a lot, but it is only twelve series and a Christmas special - or thirteen hours in total over the entire year (8766 hours). I understand your fear, swearing, accusing and anger."

Twelve series comprising 8766 hours is to be sure quite a long time! ;) Why are you rubbing it in with inflated predictions? ;)

Don't listen to these cruel tauntings, FF! Recovery is quicker if you stop reading the boards!! ;)

[–] FordFairlane (299) 7 years ago

Im all good, thanks. :) The demented ravings of SJW arent enough to get me down. Even if he does lie about what Ive said. SJWs are all the same, more interested in being angry and calling people names than actually talking or listening to what a person is saying in context.

[–] sleepingtiger (712) 7 years ago

FordFairlane:
Oh,please. You're done plenty of that yourself on the boards----raving and ranting every time someone calls you on your BS. Plus everyone who disagrees with you is not a so-called SJW (tired of that misappropiated term anyway.)