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"I'M busy. STUPID DICK!"

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Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor. *HISSSSSSSSS*

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Dusty: Would you guys like to join us in a carol to celebrate the birth of our Lord?

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Dusty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Mike: "Oh sure, I just slapped a ham to it a little bit ago."
Carol: "What ham?? I hope it wasn't the ham that I just bought.."

(Or something like that)

LOL

Guy next door: "Merry Christmas Neighbor!!"
Chris throws a snowball at him.
Guy next door: "What the heck??"

Little girl hockey player: "Pussy" HAAH

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I have a few more I thought of....

When Chris goes to the recording studio to see Samantha, like towards the beginning....

Samantha is trying to say something through the glass
Chris: "Umm, yeah, I can't hear you Samantha..."
Samantha keeps trying, and trying to get louder...
Chris: "Oh oh, nope, still can't hear you.... oh oh, LIGHTBULB!!"

Haha, and...

When Samantha comes out to see Chris

Samantha: "Mmm, I wanna lick your skin off!!"
Chris: "I'd prefer you didn't.."

And when Samantha turns around, and Chris pretends to shoot her, HA!!!

this movie has soo many great lines and moments

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" you are way hotter in real life "
" I KNOW! "
LMFAO - Love how Anna Faris is clearly channelling Paris Hilton! :)

" well its a matter of life after death, now that he's dead i have a life "
Mrs. White - Clue

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I like it when Chris is trying to make Samantha understand that he's not interested and she says something like, "it's OK if you see other girls, I like girls! DARLA!"

I have a sister-in-law named Darla, so I like to whisper "DARLA!" to my husband whenever we see her :)

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its the Michael Bolton starter kit!
and then when he is waiting on the stairs! hilarious!

you can have edward i want me some batman/bruce wayne, joker, wolverine, deadpool, ron weasley

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"Hello Joyce?"

"You don't deserve a penis"

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"Oh Chris, what are you doing at Joyce's house??"

When Chris calls his mom out to find his skate's, and she tells him not to show off to Jamie, and she's like.....

Carol: "Be yourself.... Be yourself.... Come on Chris, Mikey and I are making snow angels!!!"

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"hello joyce?" Cracks me up everytime!!!! :-D

~PrettyLittleTutorgrrl~

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its the Michael Bolton starter kit!


Just watching it for the first time. This line really got me!

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Anna Faris has the best line in the movie, hands down.

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Hello Joyce?

It's just a retainer, and it's not that bad

Try a salad!

He's jersey, he skis in his jeans

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THE GIG IS UP! WHAAAAAAAAA!

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"She's happy - she's got her toothpaste"

"There the slut you've been banging behind my back" the little old lady asks "Me?"

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"Dude, the notebook is so gay" Chris's brother says that to him.

Then when Chris is watching the movie he says the samething, then sees two gay guys kissing, i just thought it was funny to me.

"Everybody's Gotta Have A Dream" - DJay From Hustle & Flow

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Samantha James {recording booth scene] "I need to TRANSCEND !!!"

Chris[after being asked to comment about her new song 'Forgiveness']
"I mean ... Why, God?"

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Haha
"IM BUSY...you stupid dick!"

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To be honest the lines in the film aren't even that funny and have pretty much all been done before, it's just the way they are said and how the scene goes with them which is exceptional and laugh out loud funny, making in turn the characters quite believable.

I was surprised at how well every actor did in the film, especially the fairly unknown ones.


This probably has to be the only romantic comedy in years I've actually thoroughly enjoyed throughout.


My favourite scene was the hockey match when he gets in rage mode. When he was swiping through the kids was funny enough, but then he just outright punches one in the face, then wipes himself out with the puck. Hilarious scene. Then the stretcher scene just to finish it off. Awesome.

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"GO! Daddy need a fish!" for some reason, that one kills me.

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Yes! And then she goes no, not you wrinkles! Her!

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*Sitting on his brothers head*

Chris: "I'm not the same guy I was back in high school."

Mike: "YOU'LL ALWAYS BE FAT TO ME CHRIS!!!!!!!"

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My snow globe collection (quiet voice)

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??. This.

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so, how'd you lose all that weight? like that retard from subway?



Cleveland Browns, 1964 Nfl Champions

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Hahaa! Yes!!!!

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"Hello Joyce? Joyce? Joyce?"

and

"Mommy I told you I have a tummy ache"

I'm going to open a cross dressing store and name it "Susan B. Anthony"

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