Review of hairspray a film about dancing and racism
Hairspray AKA Oscar bait (2007)
-so this film is about a fat girl
-who dreams about getting dicked by zack efron
-and in the process she instigates the civil rights movement
-and her mother is played by john travolta in a fat suit
-and it's fucking disgusting
-and her father is christopher walken
-whos pretty cool tbh
-so anyway this film is extraordinarily gay
-not that there's anything wrong with that
-but its like really fucking gay
-and there's not a single gay man in it
-its just the delusional fantasy of a fatty
-set to a soundtrack that goes on for 2 hours
-and there's like 1 good song
-and by good i mean not as bad as the others
-and john travolta's in a wig man
-and a fat suit
-and its fucking disgusting
-just creepy as fuck tbh
-and christopher walken has to like finger her y'know?
-not on camera
-but your mind wanders
-y'know there's only so many times
-you can watch a fat girl
-stumble around attempting to dance
-before your mind wanders to the image of christopher walken
-finger blasting john travolta in a wig
-but knowing john travolta
-its probably not the first time lol
-god he's a creepy fucker aint he
-so yeah fatty solves the civil rights crises
-and gets dicked by zack efron
-and spends the 2 hour length of the film dancing
-and yet miraculously
-doesn't lose a single pound
-the magic of hollywood?
-or doughnuts?
6/10