my favorite Sheriff Hoyt line...
You don't like playin' with me anymore 'cause I'm a pussy, that's what you said. Well my nephew Tommy ain't no pussy, maybe you wanna play with him for a little while.
shareYou don't like playin' with me anymore 'cause I'm a pussy, that's what you said. Well my nephew Tommy ain't no pussy, maybe you wanna play with him for a little while.
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I love it when Mama says "Don't step on my fingers" & he's like, "What are they doing on the floor anyway? It's a good thing you keep a clean house!"
shareI like when Leatherface cuts off his uncles bad leg, Hoyt tells him to cut off the other one. The old lady asks, "what did you do that for?"...and Hoyt says "Balance"...hahahahah....i can't think of a better reason to cut off the guys good leg!
shareThat "balance" line added to the black humor aspect.
share"A clean goat is a happy goat!"
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