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the single most quotable line!!!


for me its this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M03XGlXETRQ

(i made this especially for my fellow crashers)

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"Don't ever leave me. Cause I'll find you! Hahaha"

The way Gloria says it and the creepy eyes she has while saying it! Love it!

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"Why don't you try getting jacked off at the table in front of the whole family......jackass"

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 One of my favorites.

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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There are soooo many, but the one that I immediately thought of was: "Lock it up!"

Me and my friends still say that! haha

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How come I don't remember that one? I thought I knew all the memorable ones...

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

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Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole family and have some real problems! Excuse me while I go ice my balls and spit up blood!

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Big tree fall hard!

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That's what we call a sack lunch! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM

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But what's this got to do with the CIO?

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Todd: Death, you are my bitch lover!
Senator Cleary: That's right, Todd! You tell that mean ocean!

"I must express myself." - Delia Deetz

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Jeremy: "I didn't get a lot of sleep last night."

John: "Soft mattress?"

Jeremy: "Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep."

I know it's technically 3 lines but its funny every time

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