MovieChat Forums > Wedding Crashers (2005) Discussion > the single most quotable line!!!

the single most quotable line!!!


for me its this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M03XGlXETRQ

(i made this especially for my fellow crashers)

reply

[deleted]

Shut your mouth when I'm talking to you.


My favorite.

"Contempt loves the silence, it thrives in the dark" -Merchant

reply

[deleted]

Todd: "Death, you are my bitch lover!"

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.

reply

I'm sure it's: 'You shut YOUR mouth when YOU'RE talking to me!'

reply

"The girl in the proper hat just *beep* the *beep* out of me!"

reply

For me it is:

'MOM, THE MEATLOAF! *beep*!'

reply

[deleted]

"Shut your mouth when you're talking to me" is actually a paraphrase of one of the famous (at least in its cult circle) lines from the "Shut Up Little Man" recordings in which two young guys in San Francisco started taping the insane fighting of their drunken older neighbors. One of their completely irrational exchanges had one guy saying "If you wanna talk to me then shut yer f----- mouth!" I'm sure the "Wedding Crashers" writers would be happy to acknowledge they were paying a little tribute there--the "Shut Up" tapes have long had a lot of fans amongst people in comedy.

reply

[deleted]

Todd: "Lets play tummy sticks" LOL !!!

And the non-lines from Walken...

After Todd asks:

"Would that make you love me? "

Walkens exasperated exhale was freakin' hilarious !

Also his 'look' when he notices the rope tied to the bed post and Todds painting.

No words, just his great dead pan/comedic reactions/acting - great stuff !

"OK then ..." (leaves the room). The powerful Sen. Cleary - lost in his own home, amongst his own family.

reply

'Mum?! The meatloaf! We want it! Mum?! Fook!'

reply

That was all great. Right before his dad walks in, Todd whispers--while hiding in the closet---'I'll pop out at the right time.'
~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

reply

My friends and I always say "you better lock it up". It can be used in so many contexts.


My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies on IMDb pregnant.

reply

"The girl in the proper hat just *beep* the *beep* out of me!"



Why did you "beep" the word "eye"?

reply

I didn't, apparently the IMDB editors did!

reply

I believe that "eye" was only the first word in a compound phrase...that being "eye-f'd".

reply

I thought the finniest line was: I'll be in my room, painting homo things.
And most of what Vince Vaughn says is hilarious.


"Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says ficus."

reply

The way he looks at Vince Vaughn when he says it, and Vaughn's reaction, are priceless!

Give Me a Breaksville!

reply

I love it when Todd yells, "What is our situation, dad!"

I don't know why, but it just cracks me up everytime I watch it.

reply

"I don't even know what the *beep* a quail is!" Is incredible.

reply

"Stage 5 clinger."
It gets used at least once a week among my group of friends.

reply

vaughn : christmas season or wedding season?
vaughn : wedding season?
vaughn : bingo!

i LOL'ed so hard

reply

[deleted]