I didn't know it was an Uwe Boll movie when I first watched it. And I have only seen one other Boll film, so I don't think I was very much prejudiced when I saw Bloodrayne. And it is abysmally bad, but not to the point of making it funny (at least not all the time). It's more painful than fun, because there are so many great actors in there, and they are all so clueless that they sound and act terrible. And who's to blame them? The dialogues hardly make sense most of the time. So in addition to that, if their director doesn't direct them (I don't know if that's the case, it's just the only plausible explanation I could come up with), how could they be good?
I'm watching Beowulf with Christophe Lambert right now, because it used to be my Worst Movie Ever, and I wanted to make sure: but yeah, even barely 20 mns in, I am sure. Bloodrayne is now top of the list, followed by In The Name Of The King, then Beowulf (1999).
"Sometimes I'm callous and strange."
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