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Funniest line in the movie?

posted 16 years ago by Liltbrat1030
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Mine was "your tacky and i hate you" by the gay kid, funniest ever.
or the chinese piano player "your fat and you have body odor."
omg i love this movie!
whats YOUR favorite line in this movie?

[–] Movie_Piranha_1979 14 years ago

My favorite quote:

Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: Wrong.
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

[–] da_pint41 14 years ago

"Turn it on its side and cello! You got a bass."

When Dewey is explaining to Ned what's been going on "And then there was this kid who could sing like mmmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm but she thought she was too fat to sing so they were all dying of a rare blood disease and then the principal got drunk, and....."

The way JB says "Latin" at the parents evening =)

[–] MysticYoYo 12 years ago

Alicia: "I say we get out of here and play the damned show!"

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"I miss Dwight. Congratulations, Universe. You win."

[–] robocat893 11 years ago

Billy: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie.

Dewey Finn: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.

That always makes me smile.

I don't think we're dealing with a freakin' panic attack here.

[–] nancydrewadventure 14 years ago

Freddy: Miss Mullens, you're the man.
Ms. Mullens: Thank you, Freddy.

The way she takes it as a good thing cracks me up every time!

[–] whitespirit26 14 years ago

I loved how he taught them math, while playing the guitar :P

[–] prodigalsun 14 years ago

Dewey Finn: All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here. You're on security detail.

Billy: Can I be the band stylist instead?

Dewey Finn: Of course you can, Fancy Pants.

[–] mattster0056 13 years ago

Pretty much anything fancy pants says, freaking hilarious

[–] There_Will_Be_Plainview 13 years ago

I can't believe no one mentioned the line about crack haha!

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[–] sweetsoulxox 13 years ago

Cant believe no metioned this one, best one in the film

Dewey Finn: Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is?
Summer Hathaway: Negative one.
Dewey Finn: That's right. And six times a billion is?
Marco: Six billion?
Dewey Finn: Nailed it. And fifty-four is forty-five more than what is the answer, Marta?
Marta: Nine.
Dewey Finn: No, it's eight.
Marta: ...No, it's nine.
Dewey Finn: ...Yes, I was testing you... it's nine. And that's a magic number.

[–] taraalcar 12 years ago

Have to give it to "No, it means I was drunk yesterday." Or, "I dunno, burn stuff?"

[–] acdance 12 years ago

Tamika: "Mr. S, I don't want to be a roadie."

Finn: "Do you want to be security?"

[–] digitalboy72 12 years ago

"What about math?"

Dewey,
"No, not important."

Fancy Pants,
"You're gonna' talk to me about style? Look at your bow tie!"

Dewey,
"Hey don't be talkin' bout ma bow taa!!"

"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

[–] halomaniac88 12 years ago

gay kid says liza minelli