Funniest line in the movie? - School of Rock (2003) Discussion

[–] captaincheekypants68 16 years ago

Who knows what a hangover is?

It means he's drunk.

NO, It means I was drunk yesterday.

I'm getting the word 'Nonce'

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[–] mist1128 16 years ago

What captaincheekypants said...hangover means i was drunk yesterday...

Watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-rxp5GpCOg&feature=channel_page

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[–] ossome2442 16 years ago

Immature a pick as it is, it's hilarious the way he said "And you're just gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass".

I rather liked Baines. We shared the same bootmaker.

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[–] jammastrjess 15 years ago

I'm watching it right now, and it just went past the part where Lawrence first starts to play and Jack is like "Lawrence is good at piano" and says it to the beat. hahahaaaa this whole movie rocks, i havent seen it in a long time.

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[–] mrusty5 15 years ago

"You're a fat loser and you have body odour."

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[–] bedofskeletons 15 years ago

"Actually, it's pronounced 'Schnayblay'."

"OK, Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today, I am, and I have a headache and the runs. So I say, time for recess!"

"Hmmm, what's your name?"
"Freddy Jones."
"Hey, Freddy Jon-SHUT UP."
LMFAO

'What? I cook!'
'Offering people gum, is not cooking.'

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[–] pmsfo 15 years ago

Dewey: Dude, I've been mooching off you for years,and it was never a problem until she showed up. Dump her.

Ned: If you don't come up with some money, she'll dump me.

Dewey: Really? Because that would be good. She's a nightmare!

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[–] slowpoke_98 15 years ago

Principal walks in smiling calmly,
"I've just been informed..that your children are missing..so yeah.."
"WHAT?!"

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[–] MightyMorphinTaraRanger 15 years ago

"Well who are you babe? This is my apartment babe!"

The way he said it was hilarious lol

We're gonna show this town, how to kiss these stars...

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[–] jennalynnschroeder 8 years ago

Dewey-"I'll throw you and your dog a bone" when taking to Ned about Patty

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[–] Strazdamonas 15 years ago

i like credits. the part at the very end. "so what your leaving now" "yeah well jut go" its at the very end when screen fades to black, it was done so it rocked for me.

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In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!

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[–] ZeoRangerFive 15 years ago

The line I love the most is actually Jack Black's reaction to the little girl saying she likes Christina Aguilera.

Who? No. What? Come on!

"We Came to Vegas Looking for Strippers and Cocaine"

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[–] WarBringer 15 years ago

"I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them."

I remember when this first came out and I saw it, I was 11 or so and I didn't get it at the time. But now that I am older, I think that part is genius lol

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[–] chicomary 15 years ago

"I'm hung over....who knows what that means?"
"You're drunk?"
"No, it means I was drunk yesterday."

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[–] YouFightLikeACow 15 years ago

What's your name?
Freddie.
Freddie... SHUT UP.
lol

How about a magic trick? - The Joker
All hail Shyamalan, Nolan, W. Smith, Z. Deschanel

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[–] bsharporflat 15 years ago

I was all set to rock at the "audish" in Prague but who wins? Uh, huh, YoYo Ma's cousin. Little "nepotizz".

I like the bass line also..

"What's this?

" a cello"

"well just hold it up sideways like this and cello! its a bass"

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[–] sockstar1 15 years ago

I was all set to rock at the "audish" in Prague but who wins? Uh, huh, YoYo Ma's cousin. Little "nepotizz".

I loved that line. Alot of people probably wouldn't have quite gotten that one.

For some reason Summers "I researched groupies on the internet, they're SLUTS" cracks me up. It's like almost the dirtiest line in the movie, and the little girl delivers it. Lol.

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[–] MrsJazmyn 15 years ago

My fave line is when the kids are sitting on the stairs and Frankie goes "Miss Mullins, you're the man." and she replies "Thank you, Frankie." I loved it lol.

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[–] Barry_Shatpeas 15 years ago

"You're a fat loser and you have body odour"
Also the kid saying he likes Liza Minelli, lmao

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[–] gulmatan 12 years ago

Totally cracks me up too. Dewey is so much a rocker, which is what makes this remark work so well.

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[–] silver_randomocity 15 years ago

Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

whatisthelongkeyatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?

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[–] soren7550 15 years ago

[Jack Black is trying to write 'Shneebly' on the board]
"You know what, just call me Mr. S."

"Who here has food?"
[no one answers]
"You're not going to get into trouble, I'm just hungry."

"You're fat and you have body odor."
[Jack Black looks hurt]

"I'm just hung over."
"Doesn't that mean you're drunk?"
"No, it means I was drunk yesterday."

"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco

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[–] FooserX 15 years ago

The part that cracks me up the most is when Summer asks to take attendence, and after 2 people, Jack Black pushes her back to her chair lol.

Another part that makes me laugh is when they ask if they can tell their parents about their special project...Dewey is like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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