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Phrases Dr. Phil constantly uses...

posted 9 years ago by RipperRoo28
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"I didn't come in on a load of turnips."

"This isn't my first rodeo."

"I am the least judgmental person I know."

"That just creeps me out." (totally contradicts the previous phrase lol)

"I've been doing this for forty-five years!"

"I'm just an ol' country boy..."

Let's keep this list going!

I ate a pear. I ate three pears. - Lizzie Borden

[–] RipperRoo28 9 years ago

"That's five minutes of my life I can never get back."

I ate a pear. I ate three pears. - Lizzie Borden

[–] chiligirl-1 9 years ago

You can't change what you don't acknowledge.

Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know, let's have a spelling contest.

[–] nutsberryfarm 9 years ago

he loves saying that. but when has dr. phil actually changed?  he's the most stubborn goof around.

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[–] RipperRoo28 9 years ago

"'But' means forget everything I just said."

I ate a pear. I ate three pears. - Lizzie Borden

[–] johnsonium 9 years ago

"You write on the slate of who they are"

"Every situation needs a hero"

[–] petsrpeoplejlr 9 years ago

Good job, everybody. I had forgotten most of those, and I'm sure there are many more.

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[–] autumn777 9 years ago

"Are you kidding me?"

[–] nutsberryfarm 9 years ago

when was his first rodeo? has he ever said?

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[–] RipperRoo28 9 years ago

lol I don't think he ever has.

I ate a pear. I ate three pears. - Lizzie Borden

[–] chasrich-1 9 years ago

As someone referred to in another post-"I've been doing this for ____ years."

[–] canadazbest 9 years ago

"Your son/daughter doesn't have a problem, this FAMILY has a problem"!

"You're obviously an intelligent, articulate and attractive young woman....." (99% of time being said to the ugliest, most stupid and ridiculous woman) 

Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot - than to open it and remove all doubt!

[–] nutsberryfarm 9 years ago

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[–] canadazbest 9 years ago

and I swear to God, three years ago he was claiming "I've been doin' this for 35 years!"
a year ago, it had become "I've been doin' this for 40 years!"
and now, in mid-2016, he's saying "I've been doin' this for 45 years!"
the man is currently 65 years old!! I don't think he "was doin' this" when he was 20, or even 25 - sure, he was studying to be a Psychologist, but based on his logic the minute you declare your College Major, THAT'S THE DAY YOU GET TO CONSIDER YOURSELF A PROFESSIONAL IN YOUR FIELD!!

and in the words of our beloved Judge Judy..... "THAT IS REEEE-DIK-YOU-LUSS !!

[–] tbone382001 9 years ago

He needs some new ones that's for sure.

[–] pondlass1 9 years ago

"My gift to you..." i.e. sending them to one of his rehab (or whatever) businesses. It's an advert for the place and we rarely see any follow-up.

[–] chasrich-1 9 years ago

"Don't condescend to me!"

[–] nutsberryfarm 9 years ago

'i'm going to....(pause for a deep condescending sigh)....talk to her.'

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[–] RipperRoo28 9 years ago

"You're cute as a speckled pup."

"When we come back, I'm gonna put some verbs in my sentences."

I ate a pear. I ate three pears. - Lizzie Borden

[–] nutsberryfarm 9 years ago

you don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

"Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life!" - Cannonball Adderley