What I learned from The Dreamers....
...never leave your tooth brush on the side of the sink
shareIf you come home to your house in shambles and discover your son and daughter naked in bed together with another man, its best to just write a check and move along.
shareWhen you are naked with two twins in the bathtub and the girl periods in it don't freak out. It's a good thing.
shareAfter watching your twin brother jack off to a picture of a woman, it's best to wipe off his semen he left on the picture with your hands afterwords.
shareIf you fall in love with a set of twins, make sure they are both women.
(my brain today: Eva Green naked, Eva Green naked, oop-phone call...Eva Green naked...)
Keith Moon was the greatest 'Keith Moon Style' drummer ever!!share
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there is less risk to bring a 'souvenir' from Nepal, instead of picking it up 2 countries away
share...on queue, a french man can start masturbating and finish in twenty seconds.
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