What I learned from The Dreamers.... - The Dreamers (2004) Discussion

[–] Bilwick1 16 years ago

If you're a girl who sleeps with your brother, even if he's naked, please--for the sake of decency--leave your panties on. You never know when some stranger you're letting stay over might peep into the bedroom and see you.

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[–] usainbolinha 9 years ago

If *beep* could *beep* it would smell just like Jacques

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It's pretty ridiculous to state something like this but
I love movies.

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[–] Nothin_But_the_Rain 16 years ago

Make sure you don't let anyone, especially your sister, watch you masturbate. It'll come back to haunt you.

*Why is it that every time I need to get somewhere I get waylaid by jackassery?*

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[–] PathosRising 16 years ago

The best time to make eggs is when your twin is losing her virginity on the floor near you...

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[–] geordiebianconeri 16 years ago

It takes less than 10 minutes to run through the Louvre

"Wait till they get a load of me!"

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[–] Jason_the_psycho 15 years ago

Shaving pubic hair turns you back to a 6 year old.

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'What is fame? Everybody knows your name; never again are you alone.' - 2Pac

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[–] zoso-rh 15 years ago

A book is just as good a pillow as anything.

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[–] eddieinportland 15 years ago

I think that this time in the bedroom was the best. But she thinks the sex was better in Papa's study.

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[–] RickDVD 13 years ago

The shaving of pubic hair comment - priceless!

"It's so hard having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter

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[–] hondaaccordash 14 years ago

This made me laugh. Awesome!

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[–] erenada4622 14 years ago

the best place to carry a picture of your loved one is in your underwear on top of your balls.

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[–] Gmork76 14 years ago

That french women are hairy and smelly

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[–] SenorDuke 14 years ago

When the lighting is just right, a long pair of black gloves and a loin cloth will give a great impression of the Venus de Milo.

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[–] lyndaric 14 years ago

When you are wet you can't answer the phone.

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[–] inspired-kiwi 14 years ago

If you are served ratatue that has been burnt on top it's not possible to scrape off the black bit before eating.

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[–] LuccaBrasi 14 years ago

What I learned is that I really fancy Eva Green.Nope ,in fact hold up .That one I learned from Kingdom of heaven.

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[–] butteredpopcorn 14 years ago

A well positioned finger can split a banana 3 ways.

Spoilers...below..

After a botched murder/suicide attempt, quickly hide the evidence..no one will be the wiser.

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[–] lexiever-1 14 years ago

ROFL this thread is so funny.

Lonely Chicago pie

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[–] nicolas28 14 years ago

French students in 68 where rebellious cos they couldn't have sex with their twin sisters.

And the most important :

When Eva Green is about to lick your banana, you need someone to hold you still so you don't escape

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[–] PFischer87 14 years ago

That when you deflower a girl and she bleeds a lot, it's okay to smear it all over her face afterwards.