" GET EM "
" Study High, Take the test high, Get high scores!"
" let me just grap a titty, she wouldnt even know it was me!"
" Got Blunt?--> Got Weed? "
" Stroke, smoke, stroke, smoke...."
" I'm watching u, like a hawk, like a HAWK! --> Somebody needs a hug!"
" How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches"
" That *beep* on you lip got some hit on its lip"
" That m********r messed up my s**t!"
"Jesus Christ looks like a hippie in a dashiki." LMFAO
"Ohhhh, girl I love Ben Franklin and I can listen to you talk about his stinkin ass all day long!"
When Jamal barks at the his girl when he first meets her.
"And can you cover up, your butt is sticking out." HAHAHA
When Jamal was daydreaming in the women's studies class on the table. LOL
"Did you wash your ass today?"
And of course my favorite..."I know you don;t expect me to sell no peanuts out this bitch!" The way Tracey Morgan delivered that line always has me on the floor crying!
"Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"I don't listen to hip-hop."
"If it had not been for the Lord, I wouldn't have notta had a na nutha bitch come into my life." (It's pretty impossible to spell, so just bear with me, okay?)
I also liked the "Did Captain Picard quit when the Borg took from and he came back to the starship Enterprise half human or whatever he says and other guy is like "THERE ARE COMING"
shareSilas: Don't even think about it. Those girls only know three words: 'stop,' 'don't,' and "no."
Jamal: No, my brother, you got it wrong. With me it is the other way around: 'no,' 'don't,' 'stop.'
"Ni-guh, you ARE a wolf!"
sharepretty much the entire movie is made of amazing quotes
i think my favorite might be
"Biggie and 'Pac, they throwin' a party, man. Open bar all night, man. Everything was cool, man, till Marvin Gaye came in there trippin'."
"I know you don't expect me to sell no peanuts out this bitch!"
man ahhahahaha i didnt stop laughing at that field of dreams ish
"Hey Annnie!!!....You crazy HOE!!!"
oh and another classic from bert...
" I didn't know the two of you were studying in here, alooone, with the lights dimmed, DRINKING BEER?!?!?!!?"
hahaha omg when he says that *beep* i was laughing my ass off
"Baby powder? You changing diapers?"
"I would wax that ass til she SHOWS ME WHERE SHE WORKS!!"
"Whatchu doin', Iv, you running the streets, *beep* with the living?"
"I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost..."
"Who's he?"
"That's I Need Money, god damn!"
"But what's his name?"
"I... NEED... MONEEEEY."
Rasta:"Will dis mek me drill sargeant stand at attention?"
Silas: "No, but it'll make you forget your drill sargeant don't at attention. Blaze two, get at me in the morning, peeeace!"
With a package this pretty, who cares whats inside.
And i'm gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!
i know this post is old but just watched it on net flix...still awesome dont worry :P
dean cain: this is a rare 19th century tapestry!
jamal:you mean this carpet?
man, i know the b*tch that makes these rugs!
You don't watch Michael Bay movies. They happen to you.
"I hope you get a virus, you and your computer!"
Why fight a war, when we all die in the end?
You mean this carpet!
Man, I know the b%$ch that makes these....You know Juanita
Yea i know Juanita.
"I bet he been locked up mo' times than you an' me put together!
GET 'IM!
Ol' green Jiminy Cricket suit wearin'-ass muffuggah!
GET 'IM!
Angela Davis moustache havin' ass mufuggah!
Get 'IM
Ol Don Cornelious haircut havin ass muffuggah!!
GET 'IM!
Ol' Richard Pryor wit a fade on the side and a afro on top haircut havin' ass muhfuggah!!
GET 'IM
Ol' Dynamite Disco Danny and the Devestatin' Duo lookin' ass..."
"You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day."
this movie's full of great lines.. a couple of good ones nobody's mentioned:
Assistant pimp to baby powder: "Pimps go through this kinda *beep* from time to time"
All of i need money's lines:
I need money:"oooooo this *beep* done messed up ma *beep*
Jamal: "i need money, you talked!"
i need money: "why yes Jamal it is somewhat of a surprise to me also.. lord its gift! its a gift from the lord! make it float like dove! make it scream like Michael in a rhinestone glove! lord lord lord pblblblblbl, Popcorn, playa.
Gerald-Sterlize hands, sterlize hands many times
Baby Powder-What are you doin in here Phil?!
Coach-Well I can try but he's just going to tell me
Jamal-**** you! ****you! **** you!
Dean Cain-Point well taken
Coach-Right, I'll go hollar at him son.
Dean Cain-Son?
Coach-Word.
Coach-And i hate them, his mother wears lousy perfume and his dad's got a lousy toupee. You keep throwing zingers at this jerkoff I gurantee you make this team.
Silas-Kid lost 15 pounds of fluid...and that was just from the mouth
Women's studies teacher-Jamal, you have the most amazing penis
Jamal-Yes I do!
Jamal-...That means no more ****ing around
Guy in Van-(oblivious) This guy's a real ***hole