My favorite line in the entire movie

"Mathew what is going on with you?"
"Some serious ****."

Here's some others I like, that may not have been mentioned --


Kelley to Danielle outside her house:
"You are a forest fire."


Danielle to Matthew in swimming pool & in limo after prom:
"So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?"


Matthew during his scholarship speech:
"Well, I don't speak a foreign language, so that's out. And I can't quote John F. Kennedy now, can I....Ryan?"


Hugo Posh to Kelley at Av Expo:
"Kelley, what do we say?"
[Kelley: *beep* you."]
"Always with the big words."


Kelley walking on porn set after getting box of cigars from Matthew:
"All right people! [Claps hands] Let's make some fvckee, fvckee."


Eli to HS jock during video shoot:
"You're strong, you're firm, but you have a secret. Show that to me."


Klitz backstage to hot girl at AV Expo:
"Baby I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal."


Mule talking to Eli & Klitz at AV Expo about his hot girlfriend:
"Do you want to give her a throw? Well come on, at least feel her tits??"


Karate guy in porn tape:
"Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now....for the final task of your training."


[Matthew's bad daydream]
Samnang: "That Matthew Kidman. He fvcked me, mom. He fvcked me so bad."
Samnang's mother: "That son of a b!tch!"


Kelley to Matthew walking up towards Hugo Posh's house:
"It was my idea. It's like he's Simon and I'm Garfunkel. Look at me, man. I'm fvckin' Garfunkel."


Exotic Parrot in Hugo Posh's house:
"Bang me! [squawks] Cradle the balls!! [whistles]"


Eli running in hallway as camera crewman stumbles & falls to ground:
"Take the pain! Take the pain!"


Kelley [whispering to himself] while viewing the Sex Ed tape:
"What the fvck is this sh!t?"


Danielle after ringing doorbell to Eli's house:
"I'm all wet, can I come in?"


Eli during phone conversation with Matthew:
-> "Shhh, just learn to like it."
-> "How's the rack???"
-> "Dude, what the fvck....[Matthew hangs up phone]"


Matthew to Danielle onstage at AV Expo:
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me, okay."

The guy in the pic costume: "Get me out of this thing. Take me with you" hahaha.

"That's right, bitch" LOL

I love this movie!!

See, Hugo Posh isn't just tits. He isn't just ass. I mean, yes, he is those things, but Hugo Posh is also heart.

But of course.... "Troy gives good head!"

Kelly - “Those crazy little fuckers man, sure know they’re numbers”