My favorite line in the entire movie
"Is this a Monet?"
'I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.'
Mine would have to be "That's right, bitch" right after he gets all scared, haha.
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Yeah, those lines are hilarious. But my favorite line is when Kelly yanks Matthew out of class and then pops back into the room and says, "Stay in school" and then just walks out. funny stuff
shareI'm surprised Kelly intimidated all the jocks =/
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Seriously? A group of high school kids dealing with a full grown man who has Kelly's past? A group of high school kids attempting to act tough with him sitting on his car? That is exactly how it would go down most of the time anything like this takes place. Those jocks are used to dealing with other kids, they had never dealt with a 10 year older version of themselves.
share"That is exactly how it would go down most of the time anything like this takes place. Those jocks are used to dealing with other kids, they had never dealt with a 10 year older version of themselves."
You're right.. That is EXACTLY how it would have gone down. But Kelly isn't even an older version of themselves! Like you said, there's no telling what kind of $H1T Kelly has been through, and tough characters that he's delt with that would make those jocks pi$$ in thier pants!
"Now Lou, nobody called anyone a 'J.T.'" - Semi-Pro
My favourite line is...
"I swear to god Matt, if you don't fu*k her, I'll kill myself.."
"Fu*k her for me Matt, for meee!"
Everyone is starting, I must have replayed that scene 30 times that's how hilarious it was...
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So many funny lines in this movie here are just a couple...
"Dude when that Sum young guy get's hear I'm gonna do him, hard!" "Wohooo! Yeah Baby!"
"Yeah, I'm sure he'll like that"
And of course the best, "if the juice is worth the squeeze" - classic!
~What if this is as good as it gets!~
All Elis lines are best.
"I did everything you asked. You broke my heart."-Imogen
"I want you to see my best"-Eli
My favorite line in the movie, which I use often and my friends are always like "What's that from?", is when Kelly is talking to the 3 girls at the high school about being hot and doing movies. Matt comes over and Kelly says," You guys know Matty here? I hung out with him last night and the guy's the tits." lol. I now say that everything is the tits!
shareHaha, you made me laugh out loud too now! I haven't paid so much attention to that in the movie, but from now on I'm using "it's the tits" too!!!
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Hands down it's "Well, I certainly can't quote JFK now...can I, Brian?". That, combined with the look he gives the dude...made me lawl.
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no doubt that's the best part... Peterson's face ROFL
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I rewound this part so many times: at the end when Eli is being interviewed by film students and one asks him, why did you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: Shut the eff up! Next Question! Faster!
^funniest line in the whole movie.
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"I loved the way you looked at me."
Damn I loved Cuthbert in this movie. Beautiful, intelligent, and most importantly - real.
Completely agree eatcherheartout I can't control myself when Eli says that. Absolutely hilarious as is the whole film.
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I love when Eli calls Matt while he's spying on Danielle
"Man, what the *beep*!?"
I dont think you understand the importance, Ray! He has a bucket, and they be STEALIN it!!!!!
Agreed - so funny and so many good lines.
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My fav. quote will def. be this:
Kelly: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - *beep*, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
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