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Anybody else randomly quote lines from Rat Race?

posted 18 years ago by BastienSanpharo
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When I talk to people it seems like nobody's seen this movie. That's really too bad! This is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen... my family and I watch it on holidays and crack up every time. We get blank stares sometimes cause we start quoting lines at each other when something reminds us of the movie. There's so many hilarious parts... the scene with the brothers at the airport in the Bronco...! I laugh till I cry with that one every time. John Cleese is so funny as is Kathy Bates in her bit part. What makes this movie so great is that when you watch it more than once you pick up on more of the humor, like the black family standing behind Nick as he argues with the hotel chick about Afro-Whores or the airplane flying behind the brothers' heads as they look for the airport.

Maybe we're just weird, or is there anyone else out there that spouts off lines from this movie?

[–] kaneparkerhairgrove 17 years ago

i always say "eets a race, i hope i win!" lol

[–] mnienkerk 17 years ago

i was watching Dune the other day and when jack nance came on my friend busted out the "hot tub, peptol bismo, toe nail clippers" line.

good stuff.

[–] lunrodbill 17 years ago

yeah, when any asks me what i plan to do, i rant on and on, and end it with, "Cause i don't want to work at Home Depo!" I also tell people to watch out for small glasses near stairs.

[–] two_stepjunglist 17 years ago

'We came in a rocket car.'

"Your dogs are GAAAAAY!!!"

[–] Stoneylarue09 17 years ago

We always quote:

It's a race; I'm winning.

Cock Doggies

Have you seen this room.

Prairie Dogging It

Jar and a Funnel

And we prolly quote more in my family LOL

Favorite Movies:
Jurassic Park
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Iron Man
Blazing Saddles

God Loves U!

[–] chrisholtz_98 17 years ago

Amy Smart - Uh oh!
Brekin Myer - What's the uh oh! Fix the uh oh!
(that scene should scare any boyfriend)

Brothers in the casino
Brother 1: What if I eak my neck?
Brother 2: You might break your neck, but its a chance that I'm willing to take.

Just too many great lines packed into one movie!

[–] L_Lawliett 17 years ago

ROFL! Most of the lines from this movie are great!

But I love "It was a jowk! He made a jowk!"

[–] walkerhockey2004 17 years ago

you .. should.. have ... bought... a... squirrel!...
best line ever.

[–] Yorick_Brown 17 years ago

So that was Kathy Bates as the crazy Squirrel lady?!

I love this movie even more!

"When you make a move out of stress or anger, it always ends in catastrophe."

-Bobby (2006)

[–] shark90-1 17 years ago

mine is definitely "I can do whatever I want. I'm eccentric."

[–] kevfent 17 years ago

"I like your dyke...I mean bike."

"ARE YOU INSANE? THIS IS HITLER'S CAR!"

"Hey, why don't we just flip a coin?"

"Oh, *beep* Gloria Allred!"

Wow, such a hilarious movie.

[–] jimmi92 17 years ago

The lines

"i'm winning" and
"we are haluling as*"

[–] maverickpoint 17 years ago

hahaha im always saying "im prayry doggin it" lol thats so funny!!

[–] le_rire 17 years ago

Hahah the best one is hands down the scene where Duane and Blaine say something along the lines of
"Im not going to quit. And neither are you. And neither am I."

Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

[–] DanaShelbyChancey 17 years ago

Something I am absolutely depending on being true, is what Breckin Meyer says to Amy Smart "Good things take time. Great things happen all at once."

Wow, do I ever hope so.

[–] solidgameboy12-1 17 years ago

To Quote Blaine Cody in his humorous tongue to the stolen key:

"THAT -THER -UCKIN -ASTARD!"

I say that so much amongst my friends, they all get a laugh out of it instead of saying the real words.

Please Turn Me Over ~ Mr. Blue Sky

[–] Cloneme12 17 years ago

.....COCONUT!

[–] elmopimpfree 17 years ago

god i cant belive that nobody has mentioned the pepto-bismo thing

[–] geo_dude110 17 years ago

"The HOOKER THE HOOKER HAS TAKEN THE MONEY'!!!
"WHAT HOOKER"
"FROM THE HOTEL"
"PEPTO BISMOL!!!"

LOL!!

[–] xcowboy2007 17 years ago

most underrated comedy ever

I made a joke for you to forget how screwed you are. hahahaha that line is amazing

[–] pathos2005 17 years ago

Oh, come on!?!?! Has nobody ever looked at your wife and out of the blue said, "Her Vagina!" the way Cuba does? Anybody? Am I the only one? Of course when I do I get reprimanded because our 3 year old is around and listening! I saw this movie while dating my wife, and laughed so hard, my wife was laughing at me laughing... guess you had to be there. Of course when I make hot dogs for my son they are always "cock doggies"

morons, your bus is leaving

[–] audonamission 17 years ago

I ALWAYS quote the line where Seth Green is like, "I'm not giving up! And neither are you! AND NEITHER AM I!"

And whenever I'm watching football and someone does something stupid, I always act like the taxi driver and I'm like, "you're going to wind up playing arena football in BARCELONA!"

What Would Leatherface Do?

[–] andykravanja 17 years ago

THIS MOVIE IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN !!!

Quotes I really likes:

- Look at his room. what a beautiful room. Have you seen this room !!
- When mother (Whoopy goldberg) and daughter are at the casino. And the daughter says: It could be a scam. And then whoopy says: Oh good a scam. hillarious!!!!
- when the famliy leaves the Barbie museum. We are going tho visit are non-jewisch related family ...., the rest i cant rememeber but thats was great to.

RAT Race IS OUT OF THIS WORLD !!!

[–] switchblade185 17 years ago

one of my faves is the line
'are you insane? this is hitlers car!!'

THE SOMEWHERE BACK IN TIME WORLDWIDE TOUR 2008!

[–] co0 17 years ago

My favorite lines from the movie that I've used in everyday speech are:

"A dollar???!!"

"I do NOT want to work at Home Depot!!!!"

[–] mikelichtenberg 17 years ago

Kim..."Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom"
Randy..."There was a rest room at the last place we stopped?"
Kim..."It was disgusting."
Bev..."Oh look, there's a rest stop."
Randy..."That's 3 miles down the road and 3 miles back, we lose ten minutes."
Bev..."Your daughter has to go to the bathroom."
Randy..."Sorry, can't stop!"
Bev..."Randy, pull over now!"
Randy..."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Bev knocks into Randy and the car swerves.
Randy..."Alright, Jason, look in the back for a jar."
Bev..."Randy, girls don't pee in jars."
Randy..."Jason, we'll need a jar and a funnel."
Kim..."I don't have to go number 1, it's number 2."
Then the whole thing about being prairie-doggist.

That whole scene cracks me up, especially the FUNNEL.

The Hitler car scene was the best!!!