You can pick any one fictional character.
No comic characters allowed.
I chose Pre-Timebomb Illyria.
Vote no on Pinhead & Leatherface in FvJ 2
was bruce campell mentioned yet?
shareGeek. Cyber Jason is lame-o.
shareX the Eliminator(when he's not too busy going after the crest of Birdman)
shareSid 6.7 (Virtuosity)
If faced with certain death, die laughing.
stone cold steve austin
shareSCSA: look at you
with your stupid little black suit on
your stupid little hockey mask
your stupid little machete
is that supposed to impress me? is that supposed to intimidate stone cold steve austin?? WHAT??
i said is that supposed to scare me?
look at me with your beedy little red eyes and listen to what im sayin!
if ya cross stone cold steve austin im fixin to stomp a mudhole in ya and walk it dry
then if you continue to piss me off ol stone cold will see fit to take your stupid little hockey mask and stick it right up your ass!
~jason goes to swing at stone cold with his machete but austin quickly kicks him in the gut and stuns him so hard he flies out into orbit and austin celebrates with multiple cans of beer~
Sephiroth, or the Master Chief, or Goku, they'd all whip his a$$
shareTerminator
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Solid Snake
Now... where was I?
How about Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star (the anime version not the crappy hollywood one)
shareCommander Riker from Star Trek. :)
"You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love."
What do people think if Rowan in this movie became Romy from Andromeda instead? Btw did anyone notice the part of the film when Rowan blocks one of Cyborg Jason's arms and was holding it still? I laughed when I saw that.
shareTim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
shareStay Puft Marshmallow Man
sharea tough goth chick that works at hot topic
shareA few people have already mentioned him, but New Nightmare Freddy (armed with the complete steel glove).
I once wrote my own version of Freddy vs. Jason where the finale took place in Hell between Freddy and Uber-Jason (it took place in the present, but there was a dream sequence that revealed Uber-Jason was a subconcious fantasy that Jason wished to attain; also, when Uber-Jason killed, he KILLED, made real Jason look like a p * * sy in comparison) in a very Empire-styled fight between the two of them on a molting catwalk where Jason savagely rips Freddy's hand off as he bashes his head onto a rail.
Hopelessly in love with Uma Thurman, Ziyi Zhang, Marion Cotillard and Vanessa Ferlito
ive been thinkin alot about it, i think maximus from gladiator vs jason would be a pretty damn good fight
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no not paris hilton she couldnt even handle the half faced wax killer in house of wax
shareno not paris hilton she couldnt even handle the half faced wax killer in house of waxShe would whip his ass with hepatitis! share
Gandalf - "You shall not pass!!!"
Harry Potter - "Wingardium Leviosa" Über-Jason flies away.
Alma from F.E.A.R. - She can do anything
Tyrannosaurus Rex - Cause it'd be funny
Johnny Cash - Indeed he would
The Cube from Cube - Actually it would be even funnier having like Jason, myers, Freddy, Pinhead, Leatherface and Ghostface walking around in the Cube
Men In Black - But I wouldn't watch it
Tyler Durden (Fight Club) - Cause it would all be IN HIS HEAD!!!!
ZOMBIES!!!
Mr Bean
Oh nad I still can't see Michael vs Jason being a good movie. It'd be two of hours of complete silence, and, who'd want to see two people fight, when neither of them EVER run. It'd look so silly.
I'd go with The Ultimate Warrior,Snake Plissken or Kimbo Slice.
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jason vs jesus vs eric cartman super mass murderer vs the ultimate hippy vs fat boy
sharejack 5
shareThe Golden Girls
First of all, Jason wouldn't do anything to them, because Jason's mom probably knows them from some regional bingo/bowls tournament. Dorothy would completely confuse Jason what her built and sounding like a man. Sophia would keep throwing snidey, sarcastic remarks Jason's way, breaking down his psychological defences. Blanche would flirt unstoppably with Jason (cause let's face it, Blanche is a ho who'll just about flirt with anyone), making him question his sexuality for the first time ever in his life. Lastly, after all Jason's defences have been broken down and he's a nervous wreck, Rose will go in for the kill and drive Jason to suicide from all her insessant ramblings about her small fishing village home town and its customs.
My Top 5 Movies:
Aliens
Terminator 2
The Shawshank Redemption
The Iron Giant
The Matrix
The oroginal Daisy Duke, played by Catherine Bach.
Beautiful, and wearing her red bikini, she approaches Jason and stops in front of him with her hands on her hips. "Now honey, you just cain't go around killing people."
Jason, a befuddled look on his zombie face, clinches his hands together, raises them oner his head, like a heavy-hammer, and crashs them down on Daisy's head.
"SPLATT!" Poor Daisy is flattened into an accordian.
Philo Beddoe from "Every Which Way but Loose".
"Nobody calls Soundwave uncrazzomatic"