Favorite Lines


Ok, beside the Fop vs. Dapper Dan line one was:

"Them's si-REENS"

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in dramatic whisper: "We thought you was a toad!"

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"I don't want FOP, God-dammit! I'm a Dapper Dan, man..!"

"Well, of course there's all manner of lesser of imps and demons, Pete. But the great satan himself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail and he carries a hayfork."

"Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bonafide..!"

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Pappy O'Daniel: Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.

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"That ape is very very cunning and he will do what he needs to do to stop you."

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"Maybe its for the best he was squished. Why, he... was barely as sentient being..."

I love that line. I am going to try to incorporate "barely a sentient being" into my vocabulary now when I need to insult someone.

That, and "[That small amount of food] would only arouse my appetite without bedding her back down". So true.

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I'm surprised , nee horrified that nobody likes / notices "Damn were in a tight spot ! " and "First I have to win back the farm"

The woods are lovely, dark and deep but I have a lot to see before I sleep

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Well, I'll only be 82

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Gopher, Everett?

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"A veritable age of reason"
" it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart"
"And stay out of the Woolworths"
" woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man"
" I'm glad your momma died in child birth. If she'd have seen you she would have died of shame"

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Everett: I'n not sure that's Pete.

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Of course it's Pete. Look at him!

"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."

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Pretty much everything Homer Stokes says cracks me up, both the lines and the way he delivers them...

"Dese boys is miscegenated!"

"I happen to belong to a soiten secret society..."

"It's gon' be BACK TO THE FLOUR MILL, Pappy!"

So on and so forth...

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Dat's not MY culture an' heritige! Is dat YO' culture an heritige?!

"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."

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"Well, WE was fixin to fornicate!"

"R-U-N-N-O-F-T

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