Mine is: Miles: Put your hands on the pavement.
Tulley: There is no pavement.
Miles: Put your hand on the Oodles of Noodles.
Tulley: Chicken or Beef?
Miles: Chicken.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Miles: "Hey! This is the police, move your busted ass vehicle! MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE! This the LAPD, we'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and sh-t!
A few others...
'Stop eating cold cuts, it's seeping through your pores'
Same Scene
'Every time you look at your @$$ there will be a print there... these ridges will be on the back of your @$$! ... One ridge on your @$$, PAP!'
Carlson:
'He's Hiiigh!'
Martin:
'Glacias, thank you'