Why Colonel Fitts kissed Lester?

Cause he was a FREAKY GAYBO that's why!

I always thought Frank fittz was testing Lester when he tried too kiss him to see if he was just being paranoid about what he saw between Lester and his son. Or wether Lester actually gay. Frank fittz is a odd bod from the word go mind, for years and years this characters odd behaviour freaked me out....


You always find its the curious ones who are closet homosexual. A lot of manly professions and sports here in UK and the majority who are homosexual is unbelievable, FRANK FITTS you scare me!

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I'm in the group that thinks Fitts isn't gay. He was testing Lester to see if his son really was gay. When Lester made it clear he was straight, Fitts realized his son lied to him about being gay to force him to kick him out of the house and get away from him. He had lost his son, and it was entirely his own fault. Since he's an angry old man, someone had to pay for it. Why not the dad next door that helped drive his son away?