Favorite part


The part when Dave Chappelle finds the box empty with that Muffin was in and yells, "Sweet Jesus, we kidnapped a turd." Abbsolute comic gold.

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I was dying when he made the kidnap video.
Ahhhhh they got me in chains
Ahhhhh is this urine (licks finger) ahhhhhh it is urine

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willard getting stabbed and mugged by two little kids was funny. and then he's too embarased to tell rusty the truth.. "mugged?! it was more like a rape!" lol

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lol!@"more like a rape!"

fried ice cream is a reality

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rusty says" if they're so goddamn yummy how come you only show up when it's free?" lol

grover talking about willard's butler uniform:"this suit's kinda ratty ain't it? is'nt it a disgrace for a dead man to hafta wear this trash?" hahaaaa

it's funny to me when willard is on the balcony yelling after he hears miss crock planning to fire him.

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willard & rusty looking directly in the camera at the helicopter during the police chase.

several ppl saying "that's a *beep* neighborhood."

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popeye has ate his spinach

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Miss Crock is it.

"Now, will you please...
get out of my sight...
before I kick you...
in the aaaaassss?"

"Whoooooooo cares?"

"I am GOING to HAVE your ASS."

Her delivery is so bizarre and genius.

((Heavens to Murgatroid))

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WILLARD... Bring in the VIDEO CASSETTE RECORDER!

That part always has me in stitches! Like VCR was to hard to say :P


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miss crock: "until Jesus calls you home."

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run,run,run. fast as u can. u can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man.

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The scene where Grover confronts Miss Crock about the money. Miss Crock tries to flee and as she is running up the stairs she tosses her cane, and the way she is running (all stiff) makes it even funnier to me. Grover comes and grabs her leg and drags her down the steps. Muffin, Crock's dog, wants to play instead of helping her.

When Muffin attacks Willard and leaves blood everywhere

Rusty tells the security guard, "park it up yo ass, cause we aint EVER coming back!"

Miss Crock: Whooooooooooooooooo Cares?!
Miss Crock: Until the day, Jesus calls you HOME!
Miss Crock: I am going to have your AH-ASS!


tRuE sTAR LeGEnd

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How about when Norm Mcdonald gets stabbed in the park by those two grade school kids!

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Yup, best part is when he gets tasered, its like he's laughing, LOL

Also, the exchange after Rusty first talks to the cop:

Willard: Why'd you have to tell him so much?
Rusty: All I told him was about the one time you ate 50 chicken wings.
Willard: That wasn't me! That was some Chinese guy!

And, when they are trying to kidnap Muffin and are in Crock's bedroom:

Rusty: So this is where the old bitch sleeps huh

LMAO

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