willard getting stabbed and mugged by two little kids was funny. and then he's too embarased to tell rusty the truth.. "mugged?! it was more like a rape!" lol
The scene where Grover confronts Miss Crock about the money. Miss Crock tries to flee and as she is running up the stairs she tosses her cane, and the way she is running (all stiff) makes it even funnier to me. Grover comes and grabs her leg and drags her down the steps. Muffin, Crock's dog, wants to play instead of helping her.
When Muffin attacks Willard and leaves blood everywhere
Rusty tells the security guard, "park it up yo ass, cause we aint EVER coming back!"
Miss Crock: Whooooooooooooooooo Cares?! Miss Crock: Until the day, Jesus calls you HOME! Miss Crock: I am going to have your AH-ASS!
Yup, best part is when he gets tasered, its like he's laughing, LOL
Also, the exchange after Rusty first talks to the cop:
Willard: Why'd you have to tell him so much? Rusty: All I told him was about the one time you ate 50 chicken wings. Willard: That wasn't me! That was some Chinese guy!
And, when they are trying to kidnap Muffin and are in Crock's bedroom: