Possibly the worst movie ever made

I was a pot/psychedelic dealer for years... I smoked pot and used psychedelics for years as well (just wanted to state that so you know this is not a case of someone "not getting it"). This is possibly the worst movie ever made, and I have seen "Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys." It seemed as if it was written by a 15 year old (and a borderline retarded one at that) who has done some drugs and wanted to throw every life experience he has ever had or ever heard of anyone else having into 90 minutes. Granted, I have seen worse movies, but those seemed to know they were horrible. This movie actually seemed to be trying for something, which is incredibly sad. Anyone who likes this movie is no one I would ever want to meet. You know the stoner at a party who is going on and on about his monumentally simple-minded philosophical thoughts that you figured out in middle school, but he still thinks are so deep? Yea, that is the guy who likes this movie. Seriously, if you liked this movie, just end it now and start over... you have lost at the game of life.

That said, Jack Black and Andy Dick had some funny moments, but you could bottle all of them up into about 5 minutes. Honestly, if you are a fan of this movie, then I'm not sure how you could manage to read this post or use a computer.