Reasons why Men in Black Sucks

"1. They risk the entire fate of the world based on a guy who can run fast and pull tables."

Yeh, but he ran down a cellaphoid on foot...Besides there is always an alien battle cruiser threatening earth, the only thing that matters is that people don't know about it.

"2. The uber-cheesy scene where K is watching his wife from a satellite somehow in slow motion and at the exact moment she looks up into space."

How else are we supposed to see her face?

"3. Will Smith and his stupid one liners."

Actually they were good..."it just be raining black people"..That was not even scripted, but the director liked it so much, he kept it in.

"4. K getting eaten by an alien cockroach and surviving without a scratch."

He was swallowed, not chewed...Plus, K was a walking encylopedia on aliens. He knew he could get swallowed and survive.

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J-E-E-E-E-E-SH! It's supposed to be a comedy, as in C-O-M-E-D-Y, something you watch to relax, have fun, and enjoy yourself.

Get a life, or at least a sense of humor!

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your sound so stupid to the point i must counter.

4. K was covered in lots of slime and intestines after shooting his way out of the alien.
3. will Smiths one liners were still pretty funny
2. not that cheesy. had to make it look like it was true love seeing how she's already in the past and there are no scenes showing their relationship. i think it was perfectly done, since flashback love scenes would have taken away from the funny and so they got it out of the way quick
1.fast and just defended earth from aliens one year prior to being in the men in black ...

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You're not supposed to take the movie seriously, you know. 😀