Things I learned from Dante's Peak

People come up to the springs on the mountain for some 'hot nookie!' -says Grandma

-I learned: awkward sexual references are just fine, in front of your young grandchildren.

-never assume your normal sedan can cross a fairly deep river after seeing a large, specially designed 4x4 attempting to do so.

-Ruth is a strange hybrid of ageing hippie and hardcore survivalist. She's also a stupid, stupid woman.

If you're in a disaster movie you should get your groove on with your co-star a lot faster cause chances are (if it has to do with a volcano) your kid is going to wake up, want water, and all hell's going to break loose.

and rescuing a dog is a bigger priority than being in an burning truck stuck in lava.

-Sedan cars keep floating in rivers, the front hood well above water while a big ass truck (with snorkel, mind you) goes under and even gets stuck.

-When investigating a volcano, never crawl down to go kick a robot, because if you do just at that time you will get a seismic shock, heavy enough for a rock slide.

-When the people are fleeing the town, the town bridge is wide enough for two cars at once, when the national guards leave it suddenly shrunk barely wide enough for a humvee ... mustve been the heat from all that lava going left and right.

-Terry could go back to work after hes alright in the head again. Nancy is the most optimistic person ever for thinking that would happen in only 10 years.

-If you are in a small motorboat on an acidic lake the propeller will be eaten away in just a few minutes, the rod the propeller is attached to will not show any signs of corrosion.

-If this happens all you need is a jacket around your arm to paddle to the shore ... they wear some goddamn strong clothing these geologists in america, old ladys however dont they get eaten too.

-If you want to impress the milf mayor of the second best place to live in, grab a rock alongside the road and study it intensely.

-If you need a robot to investigate volcano craters make it with 8 legs and practically zero maneuverability, success guaranteed ... to fail.


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Any last words ?
Shut the *beep* up
-Mutant Chronicles-

Towns next to volcano's have no evacuation plan for eruptions.

Too much bureaucracy impedes practical thought

A preteen boy can drive a vehicle with a manual transmission without issue, as long as he's on the way to save Grandma.

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