Favorite line


Mine is:

Jan: His name is...George.
Marcia: George what?
Jan: George, uhhh...Tropicana!
Carol: Oh, that's nice. Is he Cuban?

The ghetto scares me

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Brady dad: A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.

"Oops,You're not the only one with gun Bitch!"-Trudy Chacon/AVATAR

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When Roy says "Vini Vidi Vici, I came, I saw I conquered" and Mike says, "I always say, caveat emptor." And Roy says, "Doesn't that mean 'buyer beware'?" and Mike says, "Yes. Yes it does."

I LOVE Gary Cole's lines. Pretty much everything he says is funny.

There is only light, my light, my naked light, my gift to you all. Experience my bliss.

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IM A PRIVATE DICK!

Side Saddle or Bare Back?

A house isnt just made of fake wood panaling, shag carpeting and formika

You see peter everything is miniaturized, the trees the cars, the people potatoe sack racing in the backyard

Thank goodnees i use aquanet!

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"This is Roy, Mrs Brady's first husband. He's not dead like we originally thought."

I love the completely nonchalant way that Gary Cole delivers that line.

The way Christine Taylor says "school" is hilarious too.

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One of my favorite is:

Roy: Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous!
Marcia: I know.
Roy: And Jan. My dear Jan... Isn't Marcia gorgeous?


Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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(Greg is serving two girls at the snack bar)

Greg: There we go, two cokes for two groovy chicks. Any of you like a hot wiener to go with that?

"It looks a bit sweaty in there so you may need to apply baby powder" Zapp Brannigan

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Cindy: Hey! You can't take my mommy:
Marcia: Cindy's right...take Jan!

Also the way Carol says, "Careful, Mike. He's got a gun." As if that hasn't been obvious for some time.

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"It was night. I could tell because it was getting dark."

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Cindy: Hey! You can't take my mommy:
Marcia: Cindy's right...take Jan!


For me this is the best line. It's what made me watch this movie again after all these years.

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ-Gandhi

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Alice: "That Sam is so thoughtful! He promised to slip me a special tube steak."

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"Sometimes the wrong kind of girl can be the right kind of girl if you know what I mean" (Greg staring) "which you obviously don't" lol.

Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours

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When Greg Brady asks Roy for advice:
Roy: Sometimes the wrong kind of girl can be the right type of girl if you know what I mean hahaha........(Greg stares at Roy with a confused look on his face).....which you obviously don't.


"The only was you leave me, is dead" - Steven Taylor

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Somebody already said it, but I like the exchange between Marcia and Greg.

Greg: "Um... Marcia?"

Marcia: (voice drops a few octaves) "Yes, Greg."


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