101 things we learned from watching Swingers

41. If you're playing as a two-some on a par 3 course and you each take 8 on the first hole, the natives will become restless

42. Movies steal from other movies

43. Playing Goofy is still Disney

44. Your parents might not figure out that you didn't get the part even 30 days after the audition

45. Red is the best color for a Cavalier

47. T doesn't roll with women who are business class.

48. Sue grew up on the mean streets of Anaheim.

49. The camera guy at Trent's awe-inspiring audition had tears in his eyes. Not so much from Trent's reading, but he had his own things going on.

50. Telling a girl there are no clocks anywhere is a good excuse for running late if you're in Las Vegas.

51. It's actually possible to change into a suit and drive at the same time if your buddy is holding the wheel.

52. Your ex-girlfriend that you still pine for will come back into your life once you really forget about her.

53) You're money and you don't even know it!

55) They put the instant replay so you could see if it's bull$hit.

56) When driving to Vegas from LA, don't enthusiastically shout "Vegas baby, VEGAS!" until you're within the city limits.

57) When you win at the casinos get yourself the "Rain Man Suite".

58) Pink Dot is money.



Dear Ndugu, how are you? I am fine.

91. You can get beer and cigarettes delivered to your apartment in LA.

Seriously though, is that a thing? Blew me away.

*extra credit*

the 310 area code is where most of the good chicks live

Careful man there's a beverage here!

103.you bring something nice to wear