1) You always double down on eleven
2) Waiting two days to call is industry standard but THREE days is kind of money.
"I can't keep doing this on my own with these...people"
3) That this place is dead anyway.
share4) Nobody wants to steal your K-car.
shareI guess we're not in Kansas anymore.
shareBefore I start I have two questions of my own. What do you guys think was the reason Mike left Michelle in the first place? How do you think Michelle found out Mike might be moving back to NYC? You think Rob's been in touch with her and told her or is the grapevine just that strong?
Now...
1. I learned that the show I BET YOUR LIFE hosted by Groucho Marx had a duck with a cigar as it's logo.
2. The coolest nightclubs don't have signs.
3. It would be really cool if in real life when you meet a crazy chick, you'd hear the "Jaws" theme playing.
4. In NHL'93 you could make a guy's head bleed. I used to play that very game with my cousin all the time back then but never was able to crack anyone's skull open.
5. It's good to know how to dance.
6. If you just want to have sex with a girl, don't take the puppy/ice-cream approach. That'll only put you in the friendship tip.
7. It's more than 270 miles from Vegas to LA.
8. If you're going to get an answering machine, get one that talks back to you.
9. If a girl tries to hit on you and she's wearing a knapsack, run.
10. Even if you have only 22 days to shoot and very little money, it's still possible to make a movie you you can relate to, is sweet, where pretty much every line of dialogue is quotable and is the kind you can watch over and over again and it just gets better with each viewing and always, always makes you feel good no matter what *beep* you have going on in your life. Swingersfan for life.
PS. I just made a blog post about Swingers in my blog. If one wants to check it out, feel free. Peace.
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Skanks work the midnight to 6 shift on Wednesdays.
share1. If the delivery man is cute, have him come in
share1. If you pull a gun on a total stranger, you can smooth it all out with chicken & waffles
2. 9 holes......1 club & your putter
3. Don't call at 2:30 in the morning
4. Everybody takes their own car everywhere
5. There's no difference between flirting and talking to a child
6. Models only care about what car you drive
7. Hot girls can sit at a bar all night and only have Mike hit on them
"Son-of-a-bitch must pay!!"
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What's the matter with you people? Get the numbers right. I'll rescue this.
29) Who you calling bitch, bitch?
30) Mike is like a bear with claws and fangs, and he doesn't know how to kill the bunny.
31) Heather Graham will make you forget your EX, fast.
32) Leaving a hot girl 20 messages on her machine the night you met her is a bad idea.
33) You are supposed to be thrilled because the girl has a backpack.
34) Women don't like that sensitive *beep*
35) Judy Garland is hot.
36) After a while, you even miss the heartache for being gone, just because you got used to it.
37) I need one of those positive message answering machines.
38) If the guy you are talking to at a party has that blank look in his eye, stop babbling.
39) Vegas waitresses are learned in French philosophers.
40) If you go to an audition and everyone around you is 12 years old, then you might want to leave.