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Favorite shooter line

posted 12 years ago by nicmackey10
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Yea, everyone seems to be coming around. WELL IM NOT DOUG!.
I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHIP WITH THAT GOIN ON?
Laughed so hard. It's like the moment shooters sanity starts to crack

[–] Mossap 12 years ago

I'd say... "NO!"... after Happy asks him if he eats *beep* for breakfast.

[–] TheBeardedWonder 12 years ago

"Yes, I just said I saw it" when asked for a 2nd time if he saw Happy's hole in 1

"Listen to the words I say, you just may" or whatever the rhyming one was,that was classic.

I also want to 2nd the '...NO!' after he asks if he eats feces for breakfast. Shooter had the best role of the movie, other than Bob Barker...

"dude i dont care i just love this movie you guys have a realy taste in movies what wrong with you"

[–] jsn_hylnd 11 years ago

And Adam Sandler.

[–] LarryLestersBuns 11 years ago

"Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. LISTEN to what I say!"

[–] FlameOfAnor 12 years ago

No, no he has to play it as it lies, i had to take my shot off Frankensteins fat foot remember! Haha that cracked me up

[–] miked272001 12 years ago

I like when he says 'here's a free lesson'.....

Get busy livin..... or die tryin - Morgan Freeman, "The Shawshank Redemption"

[–] ndhwn 12 years ago

Well moron, good for Happy Gil...OH MY GOD!! :-)

[–] MooseWithFleas 11 years ago

Excuse me, I'm trying to find my ball, this is golf....

[–] Paul_Ke 10 years ago

Well moron, good for Happy Gil...OH MY GOD!!

That one cracks me up too. Not so much what he says, but the way he says it. lol

[–] Wiscomptin 8 years ago

Can't believe Shooter's go-to recyclable joke hasn't been mentioned

"_______ spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff"

Can be used for Tour Director Doug, Greg Norman, really anyone. Perfect line.

[–] hitman624 11 years ago

That's a good one, he's a funny guy.

[–] Doc110894 11 years ago

"I was too busy winning."

[–] oh_no_mrbill 11 years ago

Yeah and Grizzly Adams had a beard.

[–] Doc110894 11 years ago

"I was too busy winning."

[–] rokketride 11 years ago

"Damn you people, go back to your shanties"

[–] zuti05 11 years ago

Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. Just hit your ball if you can find it. Hi Grandma.

[–] TwoThousandOneMark 11 years ago

'Happy Gilmore... come on down!'

lols just watched it again, that line & delivery was gold.

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[–] DjokerFan 10 years ago

Not really a line, but when he made the putt and did his gun slogan after his struggles with the beach ball.

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