Best line

I have a top 3 but the winner would be

'No, I taught you a lesson. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. I'm just here to comfort you'.

'I JUST WANNA HANG OUT. NO BIG DEAL!'

'See yaaa.. Byeee'.

That last one, my Sister and I say to each other every time we say good bye to each other.

"I hate you! Get out of my life!" I loved Matthew Broderick's delivery!

Also "You know, I bought this time. You buy next time"

Nobody mentioned, "what's wrong Steven, I'm sensing some weird energy from you"

Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours

STEEEEVIE...time to LEEEEAVEE!

Don't know why but that line cracks me up every time I see this movie.

"He who hesitates, masturbates."

Or this exchange:

- "She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is - all the complicated splendor that is woman. If your love is truly giving, it'll come back to you ten fold."

-- "You're right. That's incredibly insightful."

- "I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show!"


"Don't believe everything you hear on the radio." - Charles Foster Kane

Ooooooooooooooooooooh Billy....