Dost thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate?
He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew, thus though might have for thus.
Or... Would you like some juu..ice?
No idea why this movie gets bagged so much.
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Also.... The way Carrey delivers the line "You look rested". Cracks me up every time.
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"There were no utensil in medieval times, hence, there are no utensils at Medieval Times."
"Buddy--just get on the frickin' horse, alright? I don't think he's kidding..."
Yeah, they're dead; they're--all messed up!
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Ha I thinkhe was asiiiian!
Great line!
Or when he is playing porno password with his mom.
Center..... Center.... Center...
*puts chicken skin on face
"Thilence... of the lambsss!"
"Salt peanuts salt peanuts" or "Thalt peanuth thalt peanuth"
"Hello Steven, YOU LOOK RESTED!"
I'm going to open a cross dressing store and name it "Susan B. Anthony"
"or you can play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam"
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That's fkng hilarious. Funniest bit in the film.
"Harry !!...your hands are freezing !"
penith... penith
Steven, are you on the pot?
Hair plugs!
You said I was going to get a little brother to play with! Yeah well that's why mommy's going to happy hour.
Oh I see we're playing prison rules huh.
I think it was.... Asians!