Seen on many other boards, so to quote Bobby, let's do it ladies!
*Never close your eyes when shaking hands with Max
*Nuns can appear at the craziest locations
*Bobby can teleport, after the "Stand Out", from the crowd to the bus
*Don't worry about cash when asking for a favor, they will gladly accept a can of cheese
Bigfoot likes the Bee Gees.
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Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
*Goof has such a way with children
*If you keep children under your thumb, they never end up in the gutter
*People have been laughing at Max as long as he can remember
*PJ's dad is gonna squish him like a bug
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*The father of the girl you fancy will be huge and threatening towards you but as soon as said girl appears he will become the biggest softie who likes his head being patted.
*Don't bother telling a extravagant story to impress a girl. It's more trouble then its worth and you will have MANY near death experiences because of it.
*He's got high hopes, hiiiiiiiiigh hopes, high apple pie in the skkkkkky hopes :P
*You can make a song out of any random sounds you happen to hear around you.
*Lester's the favorite possum.
*You can get transformer like RV's, fitted with cable, a pool and a bowling alley.... I actually want one :)
*Bigfoot loves sock puppets but makes up kinda violent stories with them.
*Cutting invisible strings will make a piano fall from the sky.
"Vicki Vale, Vick-uh Vicki Vale Vickity Vale" Chuck Bartowski
It's hard to be cool when your dad is Goofy
There are hotels with aquarium-waterbeds
Max's moodiness is now and then bewilderin', and his values may be, so to speak, askew
Walt Disney actually exists in Goofy and Max's universe
Chedda wins it
Max will probably be in traction by the time he and Goofy get back from the fishing trip
Having detention or even eating a toad sounds like more fun than a road trip with Goofy
Do NOT get Goofy angry or you'll have nightmares
If you're trapped in the car and starving, luckily there will be a spare can of Alphabet soup
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.
*If you leave all your dirty clothes on the floor, you can simply vacuum them up and it will go all the way through without clogging the hose
*Everyone will cheer if you interrupt their breakfast at a truck and make an announcement about something even if they have no idea what you're talking about
*Goofy and Max can get away with committing numerous crimes (some of which would ironically would be punishable by the electric chair) and not be charged
*You're car will still run even if it gets submerged in a river and lost
*Pushing the radio button at the same time in the car will cause the radio to overheat and bust
The trick to the perfect cast is to relax
Powerline is the greatest rockstar on the planet
Goofy's best friend is Donald Duck