1. Rookie sailors in the U.S. Navy can only do 5 pushups.
2. The U.S. Navy allows pet dogs and aquarium fish tanks aboard nuclear submarines.
3. Aragorn used to be in the navy.
You know you've just about finished fixing the radio when you get static.
share40. Missing your child being amazed by a 3rd rate magician to watch CNN will scar them for life.
41. Assaulting your subordinate by punching them in the face will be immediately forgiven if you recommend them for promotion in the future.
42. The best time to give rousing speeches is in the pouring rain while dramatically yelling even though the rain would immediately drown out any noise...
43. It is totally fine to ignore messages pertaining to Nuclear arms sent by the president if your wifi drops out...
44. If you have to admit you are wrong about something, pick something innocuous such as horse ancestry instead of the real reason you were in session for.